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Show our friend the sights, L. I'll take the controls

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...Blog This! is a mission in The Ballad of Gay Tony, given to protagonist Luis Fernando Lopez by Gay Tony. This mission is the second part of the Blog This mission earlier in the game.

Description

Luis and Tony kidnaps The Celebinator who has been trash-talking Tony's clubs on the internet. They take him high above the Statue of Happiness in Yusuf's helicopter and, after a few punches or slaps, Luis throws the blogger out to scare him. Luis then jumps out of the helicopter after the blogger, catching him in mid-air and utilizing a parachute to glide him to safety on the island. The blogger limps off, adequately debased and having soiled himself, and is never seen again by Luis.

Mission objectives

In order to complete the mission the player must:

Get to the chopper
Fly the chopper towards Happiness Island, as high as possible
Intimidate the Celebinator
Catch the Celebinator before he hits the ground
Land safely on the ground

100% Objectives

Complete the mission in 2:10
Take 0% Damage
Catch the Celebinator in 0:08

Walkthrough

Once you arrive at the helicopter, get in and fly towards the pink marker. There are pink rings to fly through. Once you get high enough, Tony will take the controls. Follow the onscreen instructions to slap and punch the blogger and, when you are ready, throw him from the chopper. Luis will automatically dive after him on orders from Tony, and if you let him die, the mission fails. Aim towards the blogger and dive quickly to catch him. Once you've got him, deploy the parachute to safely land on Happiness Island.

Video Walkthrough

GTA_The_Ballad_of_Gay_Tony_-_Mission_14_-_...Blog_This!_100%_(1080p)

After the Mission

After intimidating the blogger, he will write a puff article for Maisonette 9, Hercules, and their owners, followed by a slam article on the Statue of Happiness. Luis will be given a cash reward for completing the mission, and Tony's next mission will open up. After this mission, Ray Bulgarin will call you and tells you to come to his house for work.

Trivia

As the mission is triggered by a phonecall, it will be a lot easier to get the time needed for 100% score if you answer the phone while being close to the West River helipad where the mission starts.
To reach the 100% time limit, pull the parachute ripcord in just enough time to steer yourself to Happiness Island below.
If you stray away from Happiness Island, you can still land him in Algonquin and Alderney, as long as he reaches solid ground.
If you activate the parachute before catching The Celebinator, he will disappear (possibly falling to the ground) and you will fail.
It is impossible to land The Celebinator in the Alderney State Correctional Facility, as the mission will fail for "attracting police attention". Once you fail, Luis immedientaly drops The Celebinator no matter how high you are over the prison.

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+{{Infobox mission
-{{Infobox_mission
 |name = ...Blog This!
-|image = ...Blog_This!_1.jpg
+|image = ...Blog This! 1.jpg
+|size = 330px
 |caption = [[Luis Fernando Lopez|Luis]] intimidates [[The Celebinator]].
-|game = TBoGT
+|game = TBOGT
-|for = [[Anthony Prince]]
+|for = [[Gay Tony]]
-|location = [[Happiness Island]]
+|location = [[Purgatory]], [[Algonquin]]
 |target = [[The Celebinator]]
-|fail = Tony or The Celebinator dies, [[Swift|the helicopter]] is destroyed.
+|fail = [[Wasted]]<br>[[The Celebinator|Celebinator]] dies<br>[[Swift]] detroyed
-|reward = $2000
+|reward = [[Money|$2000]]
-|unlocks = [[Not So Fast]]
+|unlocks = [[Going Deep]]
-|unlockedby = [[Blog This!...]]
+|unlockedby = [[Frosting on the Cake]]<br>[[Boulevard Baby]]<br>[[High Dive]]
-[[High Dive]]
 }}
+{{Quote|Show our friend the sights, L. I'll take the controls|[[Gay Tony]]}}
-'''...Blog This!''' is a mission in [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]], given to protagonist [[Luis Fernando Lopez]] by [[Anthony Prince]]. This mission is the second part of the [[Blog This!...|Blog This]] mission earlier in the game.
+'''...Blog This!''' is a mission in [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]], given to protagonist [[Luis Fernando Lopez]] by [[Gay Tony]]. This mission is the second part of the [[Blog This!...|Blog This]] mission earlier in the game.
+== Description ==
+Luis and Tony kidnaps [[The Celebinator]] who has been trash-talking Tony's clubs on the internet. They take him high above the [[Statue of Happiness]] in [[Swift|Yusuf's helicopter]] and, after a few punches or slaps, Luis throws the blogger out to scare him. Luis then jumps out of the helicopter after the blogger, catching him in mid-air and utilizing a [[Parachute|parachute]] to glide him to safety on the [[Happiness Island|island]]. The blogger limps off, adequately debased and having soiled himself, and is never seen again by Luis.
+== Mission objectives ==
+In order to complete the mission the player must:
+* Get to the chopper
+* Fly the chopper towards Happiness Island, as high as possible
+* Intimidate the Celebinator
+* Catch the Celebinator before he hits the ground
+* Land safely on the ground
+=== <big>'''<span style="color:#c5a112">10</span><span style="color:#da6b31">0% O</span><span style="color:#c51c46">bje</span><span style="color:#8b1954">cti</span><span style="color:#04b9e1">ves</span>'''</big> ===
+<span style="color:#d3215a">
+'''Complete the mission in 2:10'''<br />
+'''Take 0% Damage'''<br />
+'''Catch the Celebinator in 0:08'''<br /></span>
-==Desciption==
+== Walkthrough ==
+Once you arrive at the helicopter, get in and fly towards the pink marker. There are pink rings to fly through. Once you get high enough, Tony will take the controls. Follow the onscreen instructions to slap and punch the blogger and, when you are ready, throw him from the chopper. Luis will automatically dive after him on orders from Tony, and if you let him die, the mission fails. Aim towards the blogger and dive quickly to catch him. Once you've got him, deploy the parachute to safely land on Happiness Island.
-Luis and Tony kidnap [[The Celebinator]] that's been trash-talking Tony's clubs on the internet. They take him high above the [[Statue of Happiness]] in [[Swift|Yusuf's helicopter]] and, after a few punches or slaps, Luis throws the blogger out to scare him. Luis then jumps out of the helicopter after the blogger, catching him in mid-air and utilizing a [[Parachute]] to glide him to safety on the [[Happiness Island|island]]. The blogger limps off, adequately debased and having soiled himself, and is never seen again by Luis.
-==Walkthrough==
+== Video Walkthrough  ==
+[[File:GTA The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission 14 - ...Blog This! 100% (1080p)|left|566px]]
-Once you arrive at the helicopter, get in and fly towards the pink marker. There are pink rings to fly through. Once you get high enough, Tony will take the controls. Follow the onscreen instructions to slap and punch the blogger and, when you are ready, throw him from the chopper. Luis will automatically dive after him on orders from Tony, and if you let him die, the mission fails. Aim towards the blogger and dive quickly to catch him. Once you've got him, deploy the [[Parachute]] to safely land on Happiness Island.
-==Mission requirements==
+== After the Mission ==
+After intimidating the blogger, he will write a puff article for [[Maisonette 9]], [[Hercules]], and their owners, followed by a slam article on the Statue of Happiness. Luis will be given a cash reward for completing the mission, and Tony's next mission will open up. After this mission, [[Ray Bulgarin]] will call you and tells you to come to his house for work.
-{| class="wikitable"
-! Requirement name
-! Requirement description
-! Target
-|-
-| Time
-| Time taken to complete the mission.
-| Two minutes, ten seconds
-|-
-| Player damage
-| Damaged attained by the player.
-| 0%
-|-
-| Time to catch blogger
-| Time taken to catch the Celebinator.
-| Eight seconds
-|-
-|}
-==After Completion==
+== Trivia ==
+* As the mission is triggered by a phonecall, it will be a lot easier to get the time needed for 100% score if you answer the phone while being close to the [[West River]] helipad where the mission starts.
-After intimidating the blogger, he will write a puff article for [[Maisonette 9]], [[Hercules]], and their owners, followed by a slam article on the Statue of Happiness. Luis will be given a cash reward for completing the mission, and Tony's next mission will open up.
+* To reach the 100% time limit, pull the [[parachute]] ripcord in just enough time to steer yourself to [[Happiness Island]] below.
-==External Link==
+* If you stray away from Happiness Island, you can still land him in [[Algonquin]] and [[Alderney]], as long as he reaches solid ground.
-*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2cNy-5fRo&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=66B7A2BB2B106E05 ...Blog This (100% Complete) mission on youtube.].
+* If you activate the parachute before catching The Celebinator, he will disappear (possibly falling to the ground) and you will fail.
-==Tips & Tricks==
+* It is impossible to land The Celebinator in the [[Alderney State Correctional Facility]], as the mission will fail for "attracting police attention". Once you fail, Luis immedientaly drops The Celebinator no matter how high you are over the prison.
-*To reach the 100% time limit, skip the punch and slapping, and just throw him out.
-*To reach the 100% time limit, pull the parachute ripcord in just enough time to steer yourself to Happiness Island below.
-*If you stray away from Happiness island, you can still land him in Algonquin, as long as he reaches solid ground.
+[[de:...Blog this!]]
 [[es:...Blog This!]]
 [[Category:Missions in The Ballad of Gay Tony]]
+[[Category:Missions]]
+[[Category:The Ballad of Gay Tony]]

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