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Bless Your Heart is a talkshow on Blaine County Talk Radio in Grand Theft Auto V. It is hosted by Bobby June, a southern woman passionate about extreme couponing, politics, preparing rather unhealthy foods, homemaking, and other implements of southern culture. 

Guest Appearences

  • Jock Cranley, a candidate for governor of San Andreas and a former actor, is interviewed on the show. He talks about his beliefs and mistakes. He is quoted on the show saying "No one has made more mistakes than me, Bobby June. That's why I'm uniquely qualified to run this state." He also insults the show's producer, Ricky, by referring to her as 'coffee' and 'a Lebanon', Bobby June replying that she is just a little tan.
  • Samantha Muldoon is also interviewed on the show with her new southern accent. She talks about her career meltdown, her new country music career, how she became conservative, and sings her new song "I Like Things Just the Way They Are". She also talks about how she adopted thirteen children from Africa. In response, Bobby June makes racial comments. 

Recipes

  • Bobbi June's Deep Fried Margarine Sticks - entire sticks of margarine, covered in spices and breading and fried in lard. Bobbi June recommends these as a snack to crush cravings while cooking dinner.
  • Deep Fried Sprunk - A frozen Sprunk-flavored batter that is then deep fried and served, presumably with toppings.
  • Pickle-Brazed Gopher Ribs - Tiny ribs taken from a gopher and flavored with pickle, served with a bleu cheese/ranch dipping combo. Bobbi June says this recipe is "so good" that one woman "accused [her] of sorcery."
  • Whore's Ovaries - An appetizer pastry-dish made from fat, salt, butter, brown sugar, margarine, baked beans, pork rinds, marshmallows, barbecue sauce, white sugar, moonshine and bacon. Called so because "you really enjoy it until you figure out everyone's had their fingers in it." The name is a play on "Horderves."
  • Cripple's Crockpot - A casserole dish named after Bobbi June's deceased son who died of polio because she refused to get him vaccinated.
  • Sweet and Sticky Stock Car Shrapnel Surprise - A "no effort" desert dish made from sugar, frosting, egg yolks, ice cream, peanut butter, graham crackers, red hot sauce, strawberry topping, sprinkles, peach schnapps, bacon, full fat milk, heavy cream, cookie dough, and flour. The only preparation is a few seconds of whisking.
  • Bobbi June's Deep Bayou Breaded Fried Alligator Tenderloin - A dish prepared from the tenderloin of a freshly killed alligator with two gallons of pig fat, a few sticks of butter, some duck fat, and a bit of beef dripping. Served with jalapeno lemon butter sauce and ranch dressing.

Video

Bless Your Heart AUDIO29:52

Bless Your Heart AUDIO

Complete audio of Bless Your Heart on Blaine County Radio.

Trivia

  • Bless Your Heart is the only in-game radio talk show that does not take calls. 
  • It is filmed in front of a live audience. 

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