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Blox

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Blox is a germ killing product in the 3D and HD Universe first featured in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City on the radio. It is heard on Flash FM. It is never really seen anywhere except in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, where you can see it in grocery stores like FIDL. It can also be seen in Cluckin' Bell restaurants in GTA IV, as well as in the kitchen of the Majestic Hotel, inside Bucky Sligo's house, and many more interiors. The Blox logo and name is a parody of the company Clorox. In GTA V, Blox can be found in any convenience store on the shelves.

Blox Advertisement

(Man screaming and running)

Man: Germs are running scared!

Army: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox.

Man: Last year, communists killed 34 hard working Americans, but germs kill over 25 million people! Your home, much like America, is constantly under attack from germs! And we all know that germs cause dyslexia and leprosy! Thank goodness there's Blox!

Army: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox. (military music plays in background)

Man: Blox sends germs running like refugees! Just add a few tablespoons to your child's bath, and put them in the tub! (Child crying) Presto, that tingling sensation is germs dying! Now you child has rosy red skin and is 100% germ free! Now that means little Jimmy won't catch a cold or ask difficult questions about reproduction! It's even great for Rover's breath! (Dog drinking then whining) Now he's sleeping peacefully, free from germs! Blox is endorsed by the Society for Cleaner America. It uses a patented formula by the Pentagon for use in the field, now it's available for your home!

Army: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox

Man: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox!

Army: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox

Man: Blox, Blox, Blox, Blox!

Man: Some germs hate acid, some germs hate bleach. Blox kills indescriminately!

Blox Radio Station Commercial01:10

Blox Radio Station Commercial

Radio station commercial.

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