Dialogues in GTA III

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This is a list of dialogues spoken by various pedestrians, law enforcement officials and gangsters in Grand Theft Auto III.

Army

Soldier 1

• Damn civilians
• Do we get medals for this?
• Get him!
• Ha-ha, this is better than training! (to be confirmed)
• Hell man, this is action!
• He's mine!
• I'm glad I joined the military!
• I love this job!
• I see him dash; take cover!
• I wanna kill him!
• There he goes boys!
• This is what I joined for!
• This is what I signed up for
• This punk is mine!
• We got a real live one, boys!
• Someone call the army!!!..Oh wait.

FBI

FBI Agent 1

• There he goes, take him down.
• Who's laughing now, city boy?
• You're making Rosco (?) mad.
• I'll put you in a poky, boy.
• You don't fool with the law!
• You're getting yourself killed, boy.
• Hold it!
• I'm gonna kill you!
• Stop now!
• FBI, stop!
• Stop right there!
• This is the FBI!

FBI Agent 2

• Oh, you're funny, guy.
• Make him disappear.
• Take him out.
• Kill him.
• We got him.

Police

• Stop!
• Police!
• There he is!
• Take him out!
• He's over there!
• Get him!
• Hook him!
• Should we give him a beating?
• Useless bastard.
• Let's go home.
• Just another would be wiseguy.
• We got him now.
• Fire!
• Don't move a muscle!
• Police Department!
• Your ass is mine, punk!
• Stop, police!
• This is the police, stop!
• You are risking your life!
• Punk!
• No funny business!
• You're under arrest!
• Bad boy!
• We will open fire!
• Hey, stop!
• Police!
• This is the LCPD!
• Stop, police!
• L.C.P.D!
• No funny business!
• You're ass is mine!
• Get that guy!
• You're going down!
• Stop or I'll shoot!
• Police - freeze!
• Stay down!
• Anything you say is shit!
• Hands by your sides!
• Keep your arms on your head!
• Think you can get away with that?
• Move it!
• Chase him down!
• Take him down!
• Move it outta here!
• Plug him.
• Bitch!
• Stay down, asshole!
• Hands behind your back!

Police Helicopter

The pilot and his co-pilot will, seemingly, occasionally fight over the microphone, at which time it can be rather difficult to distinguish one from another. It would seem though, that the pilot does his best to keep a cool head and resolve the situation as neatly as possible, while the co-pilot is unwilling to take any chances with the protagonist and rather wants him neutralized without hesitation.

• Have you read the manual for this thing?
• Hell, you're dead anyway!
• Here he goes, get a laid on!
• He's mine!
• I see you, punk!
• Keep running!
• Please stop now!
• Put your hands in the air, right now!
• you may wanna get some help man!
• Stop immediately!
• Stop, we have you covered!
• There he goes!
• There he is - you, stop now!
• This is the LCPD!
• This pork is mine!
• You're dead, big boy!
• You're only making things worse for yourself!
• You, stop, that's an order!

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• Co-Pilot: Come to daddy!
• Pilot: Gimme that microphone!!

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• Co-Pilot: Prepare to die!
• Pilot: Hey, that's against regulations!

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• Co-Pilot: We're gonna kill you!
• Pilot: You can't say that — it's not in the book!

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• Co-Pilot: You're dead!
• Pilot: Turn that thing off!

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• Pilot: You're surrounded-
• Co-Pilot: Eat lead!

Paramedics

They generally sing songs from GTA III Radios.

Common pedestrians

Prostitutes

• Look, but don't touch!
• I'm a working girl, idiot!
• I'm hot, you're not!

Gangs

Diablos

• I hope you recover!
• You're about to become a drive-thru!
• You feel lucky? Troubles ahead!
• Big time, my made man!
• Hey holmes, what's up ese?
• Hola!
• Hey amigo, que pasa?
• Why you so stupid?
• You call that the lowrider?
• Next stop, deal with him!
• Step aside, holmes!
• Hasta la vista! It's gonna be your funeral!
• You're not home anymore!
• You're gonna die now!
• Looking for love, baby?
• Huum, I'm getting hungry!
• No way holmes!
• You're crazy muchachos!
• Pistola!
• I'll show you driving!
• Hey papi!
• Hey, just kicking in!
• Never forget your familia!
• You're so stupid man!
• Watch it, ese!
• Too close papi!
• Hey, you're gonna pay for that!
• Better step aside, holmes!
• You came in the wrong way holmes!
• You know the name, you know the face!
• Hasta la vista!
• Chiquita!
• Huum, no way holmes!
• You crazy muchacho!
• Do you call that a pistola?

Triads

• You are so dead!
• Scream Dream!
• Asshole!
• I'm starving here!
• Quit playing!
• More money, more problems.
• Hey, get your eyes checked!
• You call that driving?
• Pain is my middle name!
• I see pain in your future!
• Somebody call a medic!
• You feel lucky, punk?
• And the winner by knockout is...!
• Not this one! No!
• I think I'll be taking this!
• I take this!
• Getting up all in my face.
• Shake it, baby!
• No way, no way!

Colombian Cartel

• It's MY car, idiot!
• Run or die!
• Watch the wheels, gringo!
• You're a big dumb Yankee boy!
• You move, big man?
• You're gonna be sorry.
• You want the chainsaw, gringo?
• It's no problem to kill you.
• You're a brave man, huh?
• My car!
• Muchas gracias, señor.
• Useless driver, you can not drive good!
• Es nada, es no grande problema.
• You looking for trouble, gringo?
• Ai ai get lost, señor dickhead!
• You nearly hit me puta!
• Sorry gringo!
• Useless driver!
• You're gonna pay for this!
• You mighty-fine piece of ass.
• Puta!

Southside Hoods

• You're a dead bitch!
• Hell no!
• What the deal, yo?
• I got ya number.
• I see a world of pain!
• Hey, what you looking at?
• Let's keep movin'
• Smook if you got them!
• Watch your ass!
• Relax, mister.
• Damn bitch!
• You now you messing with !?
• I'm gonna bunch your ass!
• No way, man.
• Not my wheels, man!
• You're moving thuggin, next time.
• Out of my car!
• Blind bitch!
• Damn fool!
• Let's go, cracker.
• Be easy, be easy, yo!
• Oh shit, is that a gun, is that a gun?
• You ain't no brother!
• Run away, yo!
• I'm bitchin' yo!
• Real good!
• Damn baby, you look fine!
• Nice ass.
• Punk ass, bitch!

Uptown Yardies

• What you smoking?
• Chaka chake, rude boy.
• Move yourself!
• What you going stressed about?
• Just like the old times.
• For real!
• Just chill by smokin'
• One love, rastaman.
• Hey you man, big trouble!
• You're a dead boy now!
• It's easy out there?
• You make me angry man!
• One love to the big man!
• Uuh, nice coconut.
• My car!
• It's all one love.

Other

SPANK madmen (in the mission Kingdom Come)

• Special delivery!
• Come to daddy!
• Come here!
• I got a present!
• [insane laughters]