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Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up

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Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up
Game: Grand Theft Auto III
For: Luigi Goterelli
Location: Luigi's Sex Club 7, Red Light District
Conditions of mission failure: Wasted
Stallion destroyed
Reward: $4000
Unlocks: Drive Misty For Me
Unlocked by: Luigi's Girls
"There's a new high on the street that goes by the name of SPANK. Some wiseguy's been introducing this trash to my girls down by Portland Harbor. Go and introduce a bat to his face!"
Luigi Goterelli

Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up is a mission in Grand Theft Auto III given to protagonist Claude by club owner Luigi Goterelli through Mickey Hamfists, at his club in the Red Light District in Portland Island.


Claude drops by Luigi's Sex Club 7 looking for more work, and is met by the co-manager Mickey Hamfists. Hamfists hands Claude a letter from Luigi, who asks Claude to take out a drug dealer at Portland Harbor.

Claude picks up the baseball bat from outside Woody's Topless Bar and drives to Portland Harbor, where he kills the drug dealer. Claude then takes his car to the Pay 'n' Spray in the Red Light District, before driving it to Luigi's lock-up in Portland View.


Mission objectives

In order to complete the mission the player must:

  • Pick up the bat
  • Go to Portland Harbor
  • Kill the dealer
  • Take his car and get it resprayed
  • Stash the car in Luigi's lockup


The reward for completing the mission is $4,000 and the mission Drive Misty For Me being unlocked.


  • Even though Claude reads the whole message, there is still writing on the back. This is probably just an oversight by the developers.
  • This is Mickey's only speaking appearance in GTA III, in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories, he has a more mutual voice role.
  • The name of this mission is a reference to the drug SPANK, found all over Liberty City.
  • This mission, and This Shit's Cursed are the only two missions in the GTA series to have a profane word in the title.
  • The mission title may refer to the 1997 controversial song Smack my bitch up by The Prodigy.


Video walkthroughs

PC Version iPad 2 Version
GTA 3 - Walkthrough - Mission 3 - Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up (HD)02:42

GTA 3 - Walkthrough - Mission 3 - Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up (HD)

GTA 3 - iPad Walkthrough - Mission 3 - Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up03:30

GTA 3 - iPad Walkthrough - Mission 3 - Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up


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