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'''Guy:''' How indeed? Do you believe? |
'''Guy:''' How indeed? Do you believe? |
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+ | '''Hero:''' I believe, in the miracle of merchandising! I’ll need a furry talking sidekick to spew one-liners while I chop off heads! |
'''Sidekick:''' ''(sound of decapitation)'' Don’t lose your head! Hehehe! |
'''Sidekick:''' ''(sound of decapitation)'' Don’t lose your head! Hehehe! |
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'''Narrator:''' Prepare to sit, through a four hour journey. |
'''Narrator:''' Prepare to sit, through a four hour journey. |
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| − | '''Hero:''' I’ve got a quest: I must defeat evil, and sell franchise rights to theme parks |
+ | '''Hero:''' I’ve got a quest: I must defeat evil, and sell franchise rights to theme parks! |
'''Woman:''' We’re cursed! The dragons! They're flying upside down! |
'''Woman:''' We’re cursed! The dragons! They're flying upside down! |
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Revision as of 22:39, 25 August 2011
Dragon Brain Logo
Dragon Brain is a fantasy film that is advertised on the radio in Grand Theft Auto IV with the tag "Dragon Brain coming to theaters, rated G for Gibberish.". It is likely to be a parody of popular fantasy film series' such as the Harry Potter film series and The Lord of the Rings film trilogy. The name could also be a parody of Dragonheart. The film's website is Dragonbrainthemovie.com. The film feature multiple action/fantasy cliches, including a "hero with a California accent" and a furry sidekick who says oneliners during battle scenes ("Don't lose your head!").
Radio Ad Transcript
Narrator: In an ancient land, before time or sundials, it was time for a hero. This Fall, prepare to believe all over again, once more, again. Dragon Brain - prepare to believe.
Woman: It’s a time before time... Oh no, here come the fucking dragons!
Man: We need a hero, or evil will reign for 2000 generations, and a million orcs will storm these lands, and the CGI bill will be apocalyptic!
Narrator: Dragon Brain - prepare to love.
Hero: I’m only a humble blacksmith with a California accent. How can I possibly rise up and conquer evil without a montage?
Guy: How indeed? Do you believe?
Hero: I believe, in the miracle of merchandising! I’ll need a furry talking sidekick to spew one-liners while I chop off heads!
Sidekick: (sound of decapitation) Don’t lose your head! Hehehe!
Hero: We shall spin gold out of this dribble.
Narrator: Prepare to sit, through a four hour journey.
Hero: I’ve got a quest: I must defeat evil, and sell franchise rights to theme parks!
Woman: We’re cursed! The dragons! They're flying upside down!
Man: No! The CG machine is broken again!
Hero: (yelling) DRAGON BRAIN!
Narrator: The quest is yours: Dragon Brain, coming soon to a theater near you. Rated "G" for gibberish.
Trivia
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- A 'Dragon Brain' theme tune can be purchased from Vipluxuryringtones.com and used as a phone ringtone.