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− | + | '''Dragon Brain''' is a fantasy film that is advertised on the radio in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] with the tag "''Dragon Brain'', coming to theaters, rated G for Gibberish." It is likely to be a parody of popular fantasy film series' such as the ''[[wp:Harry Potter (film series)|Harry Potter]]'' film series and ''[[wp:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings]]'' film trilogy. The name could also be a parody of ''[[wp:Dragonheart|Dragonheart]]''. The film's website is [[Dragonbrainthemovie.com]]. The film feature multiple action/fantasy cliches, including a "hero with a California accent" and a furry, talking sidekick who says one-liners during battle scenes ("Don't lose your head!"). |
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+ | As revealed by [[Lazlow Jones|Lazlow]] on [[Chattersphere]], there are also several ''Dragon Brain'' novels published. |
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+ | '''Narrator:''' In an ancient land, before time or sundials, it was time for a hero. This Fall, prepare to believe all over again, once more, again. ''Dragon Brain'' - prepare to believe. |
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+ | '''Woman:''' It's a time before time... Oh no, here come the ''fucking'' dragons! |
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+ | '''Man:''' We need a hero, or evil will reign for 2000 generations, and a million orcs will storm these lands, and the CGI bill will be ''apocalyptic!'' |
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+ | '''Narrator:''' Dragon Brain - prepare to love. |
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+ | '''Hero:''' I'm only a humble blacksmith with a California accent. How can I possibly rise up and conquer evil without a montage? |
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+ | '''Man:''' How indeed? Do you believe? |
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+ | '''Hero:''' I believe, in the miracle of merchandising! I'll need a furry talking sidekick to spew one-liners while I chop off heads! |
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+ | '''Sidekick:''' ''(sound of decapitation)'' Don't lose your head! Hehehehe! |
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+ | '''Man:''' We shall spin gold out of this drivel. |
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+ | '''Narrator:''' Prepare to sit through a four hour journey. |
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+ | '''Hero:''' I've got a quest: I must defeat evil, and sell franchise rights to theme parks! |
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+ | '''Woman:''' We're cursed! The dragons! They're flying upside down! |
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+ | '''Man:''' Nooo! The CG machine is broken again! |
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+ | '''Hero:''' ''(yelling)'' DRAGON BRAIN! |
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+ | '''Narrator:''' The quest is yours. ''Dragon Brain''; coming soon to a theater near you. Rated "G" for gibberish. |
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==Trivia== |
==Trivia== |
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+ | * A Dragon Brain theme tune can be purchased from [[Vipluxuryringtones.com]] and used as a phone ringtone. |
+ | * The radio advertisement mentions California, which is rather strange, as [[San Andreas in HD Universe|San Andreas]] is the GTA equivalent of California. This most likely means that California is a state in the [[HD Universe]] as this is not the only mention of California in the [[HD Universe|HD Era]]. |
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Revision as of 16:49, 7 April 2014
Dragon Brain is a fantasy film that is advertised on the radio in Grand Theft Auto IV with the tag "Dragon Brain, coming to theaters, rated G for Gibberish." It is likely to be a parody of popular fantasy film series' such as the Harry Potter film series and The Lord of the Rings film trilogy. The name could also be a parody of Dragonheart. The film's website is Dragonbrainthemovie.com. The film feature multiple action/fantasy cliches, including a "hero with a California accent" and a furry, talking sidekick who says one-liners during battle scenes ("Don't lose your head!").
As revealed by Lazlow on Chattersphere, there are also several Dragon Brain novels published.
Radio Ad Transcript
Narrator: In an ancient land, before time or sundials, it was time for a hero. This Fall, prepare to believe all over again, once more, again. Dragon Brain - prepare to believe.
Woman: It's a time before time... Oh no, here come the fucking dragons!
Man: We need a hero, or evil will reign for 2000 generations, and a million orcs will storm these lands, and the CGI bill will be apocalyptic!
Narrator: Dragon Brain - prepare to love.
Hero: I'm only a humble blacksmith with a California accent. How can I possibly rise up and conquer evil without a montage?
Man: How indeed? Do you believe?
Hero: I believe, in the miracle of merchandising! I'll need a furry talking sidekick to spew one-liners while I chop off heads!
Sidekick: (sound of decapitation) Don't lose your head! Hehehehe!
Man: We shall spin gold out of this drivel.
Narrator: Prepare to sit through a four hour journey.
Hero: I've got a quest: I must defeat evil, and sell franchise rights to theme parks!
Woman: We're cursed! The dragons! They're flying upside down!
Man: Nooo! The CG machine is broken again!
Hero: (yelling) DRAGON BRAIN!
Narrator: The quest is yours. Dragon Brain; coming soon to a theater near you. Rated "G" for gibberish.
Trivia
- A Dragon Brain theme tune can be purchased from Vipluxuryringtones.com and used as a phone ringtone.
- The radio advertisement mentions California, which is rather strange, as San Andreas is the GTA equivalent of California. This most likely means that California is a state in the HD Universe as this is not the only mention of California in the HD Era.