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'''Narrator:''' In an ancient land, before time or sundials, it was time for a hero. This Fall, prepare to believe all over again, once more, again. Dragon Brain - prepare to believe.
 
'''Narrator:''' In an ancient land, before time or sundials, it was time for a hero. This Fall, prepare to believe all over again, once more, again. Dragon Brain - prepare to believe.
   
'''Woman:''' It’s a time before time... Oh no, here come the ''fucking'' dragons!
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'''Woman:''' It's a time before time... Oh no, here come the ''fucking'' dragons!
   
 
'''Man:''' We need a hero, or evil will reign for 2000 generations, and a million orcs will storm these lands, and the CGI bill will be ''apocalyptic!''
 
'''Man:''' We need a hero, or evil will reign for 2000 generations, and a million orcs will storm these lands, and the CGI bill will be ''apocalyptic!''
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'''Narrator:''' Dragon Brain - prepare to love.
 
'''Narrator:''' Dragon Brain - prepare to love.
   
'''Hero:''' I’m only a humble blacksmith with a California accent. How can I possibly rise up and conquer evil without a montage?
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'''Hero:''' I'm only a humble blacksmith with a California accent. How can I possibly rise up and conquer evil without a montage?
   
 
'''Man:''' How indeed? Do you believe?
 
'''Man:''' How indeed? Do you believe?
   
'''Hero:''' I believe, in the miracle of merchandising! I’ll need a furry talking sidekick to spew one-liners while I chop off heads!
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'''Hero:''' I believe, in the miracle of merchandising! I'll need a furry talking sidekick to spew one-liners while I chop off heads!
   
'''Sidekick:''' ''(sound of decapitation)'' Don’t lose your head! Hehehe!
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'''Sidekick:''' ''(sound of decapitation)'' Don't lose your head! Hehehehe!
   
 
'''Man:''' We shall spin gold out of this drivel.
 
'''Man:''' We shall spin gold out of this drivel.
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'''Narrator:''' Prepare to sit through a four hour journey.
 
'''Narrator:''' Prepare to sit through a four hour journey.
   
'''Hero:''' I’ve got a quest: I must defeat evil, and sell franchise rights to theme parks!
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'''Hero:''' I've got a quest: I must defeat evil, and sell franchise rights to theme parks!
   
'''Woman:''' We’re cursed! The dragons! They're flying upside down!
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'''Woman:''' We're cursed! The dragons! They're flying upside down!
   
 
'''Man:''' Nooo! The CG machine is broken again!
 
'''Man:''' Nooo! The CG machine is broken again!

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Dragon Brain

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Dragon Brain is a fantasy film that is advertised on the radio in Grand Theft Auto IV with the tag "Dragon Brain coming to theaters, rated G for Gibberish.". It is likely to be a parody of popular fantasy film series' such as the Harry Potter film series and The Lord of the Rings film trilogy. The name could also be a parody of Dragonheart. The film's website is Dragonbrainthemovie.com. The film feature multiple action/fantasy cliches, including a "hero with a California accent" and a furry sidekick who says oneliners during battle scenes ("Don't lose your head!").


Radio Ad Transcript

Narrator: In an ancient land, before time or sundials, it was time for a hero. This Fall, prepare to believe all over again, once more, again. Dragon Brain - prepare to believe.

Woman: It's a time before time... Oh no, here come the fucking dragons!

Man: We need a hero, or evil will reign for 2000 generations, and a million orcs will storm these lands, and the CGI bill will be apocalyptic!

Narrator: Dragon Brain - prepare to love.

Hero: I'm only a humble blacksmith with a California accent. How can I possibly rise up and conquer evil without a montage?

Man: How indeed? Do you believe?

Hero: I believe, in the miracle of merchandising! I'll need a furry talking sidekick to spew one-liners while I chop off heads!

Sidekick: (sound of decapitation) Don't lose your head! Hehehehe!

Man: We shall spin gold out of this drivel.

Narrator: Prepare to sit through a four hour journey.

Hero: I've got a quest: I must defeat evil, and sell franchise rights to theme parks!

Woman: We're cursed! The dragons! They're flying upside down!

Man: Nooo! The CG machine is broken again!

Hero: (yelling) DRAGON BRAIN!

Narrator: The quest is yours. Dragon Brain; coming soon to a theater near you. Rated "G" for gibberish.

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