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| − | The '''Ego Chaser Energy Bars''' is a brand of Energy bars in [[Grand Theft Auto V]]. It is described as an energy bar "for lazy middle-aged men who haven't played sports in years and are suddenly obssesed with triatlons", in GTA V's official website. |
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| + | is a form of an overpriced chocolate bar in different forms such as, tropical caramel chocolate and a carbocide edition. [[File:Maxresdefault.jpg|thumb|186px|Egochaser]]All made for restoring you're stanima, so that you can stay on top at anytime. |
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| − | This brand sponsors sport events in [[Los Santos (HD Universe)|Los Santos]]. |
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| + | Described as an energy bar for lazy middle aged men, who haven't played sports for years. But are suddenly obsessed with [http://gta.wikia.com/Triathlon Triathlon] and extreme sports such as biking, swimming and basejumping. A bit of satire against numerous sport/energy drink companies in real life. |
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| + | ==It's an Energy bar that's all about you[http://gta.wikia.com/Ego_Chaser_Energy_Bars?action=edit§ion=2 Edit]== |
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| + | Fitness & Relaxation<br />Vanity is at an all-time high and we're an athlete and fitness buff's paradise. Fancy a bit of tennis? We've got world class courts and stiff competition. Into cycling? Grab a bike for a lovely ride along the Los Santos beachfront or a punishing path through the mountains and hillsides of Blaine County. Or take part in a challenging triathlon of swimming, running and biking designed to pit egomaniacs against each other in a test of who exercises professionally the best. Sponsored by EGO CHASER Energy Bars - '''an energy bar that's all about you'''. |
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| + | Check out the viral commercial right now! |
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| + | [[File:GTA 5 - EGO CHASER Energy Bars Commercial!-0|thumb|right|335 px]] |
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*1.[http://www.rockstargames.com/V/lsbc/fitness-and-relaxation www.rockstargames.com/V/lsbc/fitness-and-relaxation] |
*1.[http://www.rockstargames.com/V/lsbc/fitness-and-relaxation www.rockstargames.com/V/lsbc/fitness-and-relaxation] |
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Revision as of 19:03, 11 September 2013
The Ego Chaser Energy Bar
is a form of an overpriced chocolate bar in different forms such as, tropical caramel chocolate and a carbocide edition.
Egochaser
All made for restoring you're stanima, so that you can stay on top at anytime.
Described as an energy bar for lazy middle aged men, who haven't played sports for years. But are suddenly obsessed with Triathlon and extreme sports such as biking, swimming and basejumping. A bit of satire against numerous sport/energy drink companies in real life.
It's an Energy bar that's all about youEdit
Fitness & Relaxation
Vanity is at an all-time high and we're an athlete and fitness buff's paradise. Fancy a bit of tennis? We've got world class courts and stiff competition. Into cycling? Grab a bike for a lovely ride along the Los Santos beachfront or a punishing path through the mountains and hillsides of Blaine County. Or take part in a challenging triathlon of swimming, running and biking designed to pit egomaniacs against each other in a test of who exercises professionally the best. Sponsored by EGO CHASER Energy Bars - an energy bar that's all about you.
Check out the viral commercial right now!