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'''Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration''' is a [[Liberty Tree]] article written by [[Amy Salzburg]]. The article is reference to the [[Old Oriental Gentleman]].
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'''Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration''' is a [[Liberty Tree]] article written by [[Amy Salzburg]]. The article is a reference to the [[Old Oriental Gentleman]].
   
 
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As we reported, he turned up on a private plane from an unknown departure point somewhere in east Asia, without any of the necessary documentation, having neither a passport, nor a visa, nor a platinum credit card to bribe his way through customs. He has refused to claim asylum, or ask for refugee status, and speaks only three words of English, repeatedly to all questions -- "Love and Death." The man is not believed to be a Woody Allen fan, and the problem has baffled some of our finest government minds. As a result, the man is being transported to a high security penitentiary before being deported later in the month.
 
As we reported, he turned up on a private plane from an unknown departure point somewhere in east Asia, without any of the necessary documentation, having neither a passport, nor a visa, nor a platinum credit card to bribe his way through customs. He has refused to claim asylum, or ask for refugee status, and speaks only three words of English, repeatedly to all questions -- "Love and Death." The man is not believed to be a Woody Allen fan, and the problem has baffled some of our finest government minds. As a result, the man is being transported to a high security penitentiary before being deported later in the month.
   
"This guy is clearly bad news" said [[Ray Mathers]], Head of Immigration at [[Francis International Airport, Shoreside Vale|Francis International]]. "He couldn't even show us where he was from on a map. What kind of idiot can't find where they live on a map? We don't need his kind in our country, thank you very much."
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"This guy is clearly bad news," said [[Ray Mathers]], Head of Immigration at [[Francis International Airport, Shoreside Vale|Francis International]]. "He couldn't even show us where he was from on a map. What kind of idiot can't find where they live on a map? We don't need his kind in our country, thank you very much."
   
 
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Latest revision as of 03:04, November 29, 2013

Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration is a Liberty Tree article written by Amy Salzburg. The article is a reference to the Old Oriental Gentleman.

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Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration
Strange, old Asian man.
Gta-mysteriesAdded by Gta-mysteries

The elderly Asian man who had caused a lot of confusion at our over-worked immigration service is due to be deported later this month after failing to satisfy the INS that he had a valid reason for entering the country.

As we reported, he turned up on a private plane from an unknown departure point somewhere in east Asia, without any of the necessary documentation, having neither a passport, nor a visa, nor a platinum credit card to bribe his way through customs. He has refused to claim asylum, or ask for refugee status, and speaks only three words of English, repeatedly to all questions -- "Love and Death." The man is not believed to be a Woody Allen fan, and the problem has baffled some of our finest government minds. As a result, the man is being transported to a high security penitentiary before being deported later in the month.

"This guy is clearly bad news," said Ray Mathers, Head of Immigration at Francis International. "He couldn't even show us where he was from on a map. What kind of idiot can't find where they live on a map? We don't need his kind in our country, thank you very much."

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