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Ernesto Asaltacunas
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Appearance(s): Grand Theft Auto IV
Full name: Ernesto Asaltacunas
Status: Alive
Gender:

Male

Date of birth: 1981
Place of birth: Santa Clara, Cuba
Home: Liberty City
Nationality: Flag of Cuba.svg Cuban
Voiced by: None
"9 inches, 7 houses, 28 cars... I've always been about the stats and I'm all in favor of anything that encourages my fans to watch me more closely. I love the fact that grown men now fantasize about me just as much as the young girls. It's a turn-on..."
―Ernesto, on Fantasyleaguebatswingers.com.

Ernesto Asaltacunas is a celebrity in the Grand Theft Auto series, who appears in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Biography

Ernesto Asaltacunas, born in Santa Clara, Cuba, is the star power pitcher for the Liberty Swingers and has a history of dating very young girls, including thirteen year old heiress Jill Von Crastenburg. It is implied that Asaltacunas is a pedophile. He has been arrested on two occasions: in 2005 for a criminal sex act on a minor and then in 2006 for possession of a controlled substance (namely steroids). He was also caught with child pornography, although charges were later dropped, and was the central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers.

Asaltacunas is partially a parody of twin brothers Jose Canseco and Ozzie Canseco, both Cuban baseball players who used steroids (but never accused of pedophilia). Jose, more notably, was also part of a steroid scandal in 2005 after he accused Mark McGwire and other former teammates of steroid use in his autobiography.

LCPD Database record

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Surname:Asaltacunas
First Name:Ernesto
Age:27
Place of Birth:Santa Clara, Cuba
Affiliations:
  • N/A
Criminal Record:
  • 2005 - Criminal Sexual Act: Minor
  • 2006 - Possession Controlled Substance: Steroids


Notes:
  • Star Power Pitcher for the Liberty Swingers.
  • History of dating very young girls.
  • Believed to have had a relationship with teen heiress Jill Von Crastenburg.
  • Caught in the possession of child pornography but charges were dropped.
  • Central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers.

Trivia

  • Asaltacunas means "Cradle Robber" in Spanish and is a slang term referring people who date or have sexual relations with people under 18, referring to his pedophilia.

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