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+ | |games = [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] |
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+ | |home = [[Liberty City (HD Universe)|Liberty City]] |
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+ | |gender = M |
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+ | |nationality = [[File:Flag of Cuba.svg.png|22px|link=Cuba]] [[Cuba|Cuban]] |
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+ | |dob = [[1981]] |
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+ | |voice = None |
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+ | |businesses = Baseball player for [[Liberty Swingers]] |
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+ | |pob = [[Cuba|Santa Clara, Cuba]] |
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+ | |status = Alive}} |
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{{Quote|9 inches, 7 houses, 28 cars... I've always been about the stats and I'm all in favor of anything that encourages my fans to watch me more closely. I love the fact that grown men now fantasize about me just as much as the young girls. It's a turn-on...|Ernesto, on [[Fantasyleaguebatswingers.com]].}} |
{{Quote|9 inches, 7 houses, 28 cars... I've always been about the stats and I'm all in favor of anything that encourages my fans to watch me more closely. I love the fact that grown men now fantasize about me just as much as the young girls. It's a turn-on...|Ernesto, on [[Fantasyleaguebatswingers.com]].}} |
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− | '''Ernesto Asaltacunas''' is a character in ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]''. |
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+ | '''Ernesto Asaltacunas''' is a [[Wave of Celebrity in the GTA IV Era|celebrity]] in the [[Grand Theft Auto]] series, who appears in ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]''. |
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⚫ | Asaltacunas, born in Santa Clara, [[Cuba]], is the star power pitcher for the [[Liberty Swingers]] and has a history of dating very young girls, including thirteen year old heiress [[Jill Von Crastenburg]]. It is implied that Asaltacunas is a pedophile. He has been arrested on two occasions: in [[2005]] for a criminal sex act on a minor and then in [[2006]] for possession of a controlled substance (namely steroids). He was also caught with child pornography, although charges were later dropped, and was the central figure in a [[2006]] doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers. |
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⚫ | Asaltacunas is partially a parody of twin brothers [ |
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⚫ | Ernesto Asaltacunas, born in [[Cuba|Santa Clara]], [[Cuba]], is the star power pitcher for the [[Liberty Swingers]] and has a history of dating very young girls, including thirteen year old heiress [[Jill Von Crastenburg]]. It is implied that Asaltacunas is a pedophile. He has been arrested on two occasions: in [[2005]] for a criminal sex act on a minor and then in [[2006]] for possession of a controlled substance (namely steroids). He was also caught with child pornography, although charges were later dropped, and was the central figure in a [[2006]] doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers. |
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⚫ | Asaltacunas is partially a parody of twin brothers [[wp:Jose Canseco|Jose Canseco]] and [[wp:Ozzie Canseco|Ozzie Canseco]], both Cuban baseball players who used steroids (but never accused of pedophilia). Jose, more notably, was also part of a steroid scandal in 2005 after he accused [[wp:Mark McGwire|Mark McGwire]] and other former teammates of steroid use in his autobiography. |
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*Star Power Pitcher for the Liberty Swingers. |
*Star Power Pitcher for the Liberty Swingers. |
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*History of dating very young girls. |
*History of dating very young girls. |
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*Caught in the possession of child pornography but charges were dropped. |
*Caught in the possession of child pornography but charges were dropped. |
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*Central figure in a [[2006]] doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers. |
*Central figure in a [[2006]] doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers. |
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==Trivia== |
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− | *Asaltacunas means "''Cradle Robber''" in Spanish and is a slang term referring people who date or have sexual relations with people under 18, |
+ | *Asaltacunas means "''Cradle Robber''" in Spanish and is a slang term referring people who date or have sexual relations with people under 18, referring to his pedophilia. |
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Revision as of 17:35, 22 March 2015
Ernesto Asaltacunas is a celebrity in the Grand Theft Auto series, who appears in Grand Theft Auto IV.
Biography
Ernesto Asaltacunas, born in Santa Clara, Cuba, is the star power pitcher for the Liberty Swingers and has a history of dating very young girls, including thirteen year old heiress Jill Von Crastenburg. It is implied that Asaltacunas is a pedophile. He has been arrested on two occasions: in 2005 for a criminal sex act on a minor and then in 2006 for possession of a controlled substance (namely steroids). He was also caught with child pornography, although charges were later dropped, and was the central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers.
Asaltacunas is partially a parody of twin brothers Jose Canseco and Ozzie Canseco, both Cuban baseball players who used steroids (but never accused of pedophilia). Jose, more notably, was also part of a steroid scandal in 2005 after he accused Mark McGwire and other former teammates of steroid use in his autobiography.
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Trivia
- Asaltacunas means "Cradle Robber" in Spanish and is a slang term referring people who date or have sexual relations with people under 18, referring to his pedophilia.