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Revision as of 09:27, 18 September 2010
Eugene White is a journalist for the Weazel News in Grand Theft Auto IV. She writes many articles for Weazel News' website www.weazelnews.com.
Online Articles
Dirty Bomb Threat
Could detonate at any moment
But who will be laughing when a cheap nuke goes off and residents are radioactive for 10,000 years? This is not a joke or a tofu love-in. This is a war. It is a war we can win if we take precautions, overreact, bomb innocents overseas and protect the homeland. That's what America is about and, if you don't like it, leave. Please. No, just go. Out.
Crime Up, Foreigners to Blame. Again
No surprises in new report
Most criminals are foreigners and vice versa. And the sooner we all acknowledge this, the sooner we can be safe in our city, and focus on what matters, like telling foreigners how to run their countries and fighting abstract concepts.
How Could This Bee?
Foul mouthed kids ruin family entertainment
Unfortunately, what should have been an afternoon of wholesome family entertainment, ended in scandal and therapy. Parents and organizers were horrified at what is being called the "C word event" after an angry student took out frustrations on the judges whom he also called pedophiles.
We at Weazel News say fair enough. In England they call each other the C word all the time. Here it is somehow held in high esteem as the argument ender - the word that is at the point of no return and makes her leave you for good. No word on if the Lip Reading Bee will continue.