Coming this summer to a theater near you ? THE SIMIAN ! From the Director of Zoo-Apocalypse ! "and the producers of Liberty City" VOLCANO 3D ! Mankind has screwed his cousin one last time ! If you like the video game Call of Duty and the movie Planet of the Apes. You'll love the movie THE SIMIAN ! Brought to you in 3D so we can screw you for over priced tickets like the primates you are and throw monkey feces in your face just like you like it ! Remember to buy two 3D tickets Plus sodas and popcorn so you can leave the theater flat broke without gas money for the drive home ! This movie has been Rated P.A for POST APOCALYPTIC NONSENSE ! Why wait for the $24 Blu ray when you can buy 2 tickets and see it at the theater right away in converted 3D for only 56 dollars hoping you might get a handy in the theater just to recoup some of your ticket pricing !
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The Simian is a fictional film within the HD Universe. Its theatrical trailer is attached...