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Hampshire Nannies Ltd [1] is a company that operated in America from at least 1992 most likely to a point in the early 21st century, specialising in nannies for children with parents at work. It was set up by Freddy from Grand Theft Auto III. Various radio commercials are played on the airwaves in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas advertising their services.

Commercial[]

Transcript
Woman: Having a child was the most miraculous thing I've ever experienced. When Ken and I left the hospital, I was glowing. But, after a few months, the novelty wore off. The screaming! The diapers! Blah! Let's face it - nobody has time to raise a kid.
Man: I realized after my third child, I hated kids. It's not like you can legally kill them anymore! We're at our wits end!
Woman: I'm miserable. Raising a child has cut into my life of going shopping, taking exercise classes, and sleeping with my husband's friends. What do I do?
Freddy: You need a nanny! All parents need a helping hand now and then. Sometimes full-time! At Hampshire Nannies Ltd, all of our nannies were trained by professionals. In England! Your little darlings are our priority. If they act up, they'll be punished properly. None of this "time out" or "go sit in the corner" business. We'll bring your children up in the classy English manner - by making them learn Latin, and beating them half to death in a single-sex environment! Discipline gave us an empire! What's more important - your happiness or your children's future? Call Hampshire Nannies today! Say it with me.
Woman: I need a nanny.
Man: I'll bang the nanny!
Freddy: That's right! You need a nanny! Hampshire Nannies!

References[]

  1. "Ltd" (limited company) suffix appears on the audio file inside the ADVERTS file and during the commercial itself.

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