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|Game:||The Ballad of Gay Tony|
|Location:||Yusuf's Penthouse, Middle Park|
|Conditions of mission failure:||Wasted|
|Unlocks:||Caught with your Pants Down|
This Ain't Checkers
|Unlocked by:||Sexy Time|
- "What does a billion dollars buy anyway today? It doesn't even buy a million dollars."
- ― Yusuf Amir
In order to complete the mission the player must:
- Go to Rotterdam Tower
- Take the elevator to the top of the tower
- Go and meet Ahmed
- Chase Ahmed up the Tower
- You have the parachute, now jump off the building
Complete the mission in 4:10
Take less than 50% damage
Kill six enemies via headshots
Have 70% accuracy
Destroy four helicopters
Free fall for a short length of time.
In Yusuf's apartment, Yusuf will be on the phone with a business associate. Then his father calls, and Luis realizes that all of the money, wealth and material possessions around him aren't really his, but his father's. Undeterred, Yusuf needs Luis to come along with him to somehow legitimize it. Yusuf and Luis head outside and drive to Rotterdam Tower for a meeting. Upon arriving, Yusuf asks Luis to go up and scope things out. Luis then arrives at the observation decks and sees Tahir Saaed and Ahmed Khaleel. Both act suspiciously and repeatedly question where Yusuf is. Suspecting something's up, Luis threatens Tahir to let him what's going on. When he refuses to talk, but hints that Luis just walked into a bad situation, Luis throws him off of the building. Tahir lands on a taxi, badly damaging it, and dies, while Ahmed flees. NOOSE agents start closing in. Then Luis starts to chase Ahmed, while shooting both officers and NOOSE Annihilators. Then Luis kills, then he takes down Annihilators, and following Ahmed upstairs until he reaches the very top. and Ahmed become cornered on the spire, who reveals that he and Tahir wanted to get Yusuf on a wire for NOOSE. He also shows the parachute he was planning to make his escape with. Luis takes the parachute and lunges at Ahmed, who steps back, falling off the spire to his death. Luis takes the parachute and escapes the building, landing in City Hall. After that, the mission is passed.
Liberty Tree Newspaper
"Mysterious explosions at the top of Rotterdam Tower earlier have been explained as a public relations exercise by the National Office of Security Enforcement. Witnesses report that the observation desk was cleared of tourists by N.O.O.S.E agents claiming that it was needed for "official businesses". Several hours later Tahir Saaed, a Dubai resident working for a property developer in Liberty City, fell to his death from the top of the tower. Moments later the explosions started."
"While early reports suggested that this might have been a sting gone wrong, N.O.O.S.E spokespeople are sticking to their guns, claiming that they were filming a public relations video. Mr. Saaed's death is being investigated."
Weazel News Newspaper
"Explosions, dead Arabs, crashing helicopters. No, we're not extending our imperialist grip on the globe, we're at home witnessing an alleged public relations exercise for the National Office of Security Enforcement."
"Anyone who saw the chaos at the top of Rotterdam Tower earlier would have thought that the world was ending, not that a standard PR exercise was going on. The only information we're being given is that two Dubai residents, Ahmed Khaleel and Tahir Saaed were involved somehow. Is no one else suspicious of this horseshit we're being fed? Liberty City has clearly suffered a terrorist onslaught, and the liberals don't want you to know about it. The only questions we should be asking is who to got to war with and when."
- Tahir Saaed - Killed by Luis for tipping off the cops to get Yusuf "out of the picture".
- Ahmed Khaleel - Died from accidentally stepping over the edge of the platform on the top of the tower.
- Many NOOSE agents - Killed by Luis during an ambush.
- Before Tahir lands on the Taxi, the taxi driver will say something like, "If I see another tourist today, I'll puke" and then after Tahir lands on the car violently he will scream out something like, "What The Fuck?!"
- The scene where Tahir lands on the taxi could possibly be a reference to a scene in Rush Hour 2, where Ricky also fell from a high building and lands on a taxi.
- This is one of two missions that a vehicle is destroyed by someone's body; the other is Deconstruction for Beginners in GTA IV, where a lookout falls into a Cavalcade, destroying it (only if the lookout is sniped).
- This is the first appearance and use of the Parachute in TBoGT.
- If you get out of the car when you head to the tower, occasionally Yusuf will hit you with his car when he drives away.