| MISSION |
Luis talking to Tahir and Ahmed.
|Game:||The Ballad of Gay Tony|
|Location:||Yusuf's Penthouse, Middle Park|
|Conditions of mission failure:|
|Unlocks:||Caught with your Pants Down|
This Ain't Checkers
|Unlocked by:||Sexy Time|
- "What does a billion dollars buy anyway today? It doesn't even buy a million dollars ."
- — Yusuf Amir
In order to complete the mission the player must:
- Go to Rotterdam Tower
- Take the elevator to the top of the tower
- Go and meet Ahmed
- Chase Ahmed up the Tower
- You have the parachute, now jump off the building
Complete the mission in 4:10
Take less than 50% damage
Kill six enemies via headshots
Have 70% accuracy
Destroy four helicopters
Free fall for a short length of time.
In Yusuf's apartment, Yusuf will be on the phone with a business associate. Then his father calls, and Luis realizes that all of the money, wealth and material possessions around him aren't really his, but his father's. Undeterred, Yusuf needs Luis to come along with him to somehow legitimize it. Yusuf and Luis head outside and drive to Rotterdam Tower for a meeting. Upon arriving, Yusuf asks Luis to go up and scope things out. Luis then arrives at the observation decks and sees Tahir Saeed and Ahmed Khalil. Both act suspiciously and repeatedly question where Yusuf is. Suspecting something's up, Luis threatens Tahir to let him what's going on. When he refuses to talk, but hints that Luis just walked into a bad situation, Luis throws him off of the building. Tahir lands on a taxi, badly damaging it, and dies. while Ahmed flees. NOOSE agents starting closing in. Then Luis starts to chase Ahmed, while shooting both officers and NOOSE Annihilators. Then Luis kills, then he takes down Annihilators, and following Ahmed upstairs until Ahmed he reaches the very top. and Ahmed become cornered on the spire, who reveals that he and Tahir wanted to get Yusuf on a wire for NOOSE. He also shows the parachute he was planning to make his escape with. Luis takes the parachute and lunges at Ahmed, who steps back, falling off the spire to his death. Luis takes the parachute and escape the building, landing in City Hall. After that the mission is passed
- Tahir Saeed - Killed by Luis for tipping off the cops to get Yusuf "out of the picture".
- Ahmed Khalil - Killed by Luis for tipping off the cops to get Yusuf "out of the picture".
- Many NOOSE agents - Killed by Luis during an ambush.
- Before Tahir lands on the Taxi, the taxi driver will say something like "If i see another tourist today, i'll puke" and then after Tahir lands on the car violently he will scream out like "What The Fuck?!".
- On rare occasions, Tahir will miss the taxi when he falls to his death, though the taxi driver still reacts to Tahir falling in front of him.
- Sometimes, two Annihilators will crash into each other, destroying both helicopters. The Annihilators may also crash into the tower.
- This is one of two missions that a vehicle is destroyed by someones body, (the other is Deconstruction for Beginners in GTA IV, where a lookout falls into a Cavalcade, destroying it).
- This is the first appearance and use of the Parachute in TBOGT.
- If you get out of the car when you head to the tower, occasionally Yusuf will hit you with his car when he drives away.