I Like Things Just the Way They Are is a song by Samantha Muldoon. It is also featured on her new country album, and she performs it on Bless Your Heart with Bobby June. She sings about her newly-found right-wing views and how "the lefties" have "just taken things too far".
- The song is a parody of Game On, which was written by the duo, First Love. The song was written to promote right-wing Republican politician, Rick Santorum during the 2012 US Presidential Election. The song met overwhelming backlash due to the extreme right-wing views celebrated in the song.