Intergalactic Wrestling Title is a television show in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, broadcast every Sunday night on Weazel. It is humorously advertised as "grown men fighting in leotards with their bare hands and thighs." It is likely a parody of the World Wrestling Federation. It cannot be watched by the player.
Will you look at the size of that thing ladies and gentleman!
Man:
There's the real world... and then there's ours!
Crowd:
Kill him! Maim him! We want blood!
Announcer 2:
My god! Thunderbeast is out of the ring, and he's stabbed Dr. Diablo with his seecropt serpent! That's a triple roundhouse hail jussle-crabble smash! You don't see that very often!
Crowd:
You're a woman! Shoot his face!
Man:
There are gods, and there is man. And one must fight for the Intergalactic Wrestling Title this weekend!
Wrestler:
You can't run, Hammerfist! When I stick your head between my legs and pile-drive you up and down repeatedly, then you’ll know what kind of man I am!
Man:
It's entirely believable sports action! Grown men fighting in leotards with their bare hands and thighs! THIS is manly! Not homoerotic! See as Thunderbeast fights the primordial force of Brontosaurus Rex - the wrestling caveman that drags his woman around the ring by her hair! The wrestling match that the world has been waiting for! And watch the group wrestling match that has some saying we go too far! Six men! One ring! No way out but down! Watch the epic battle and wonder at all human culture! Sunday night on Weazel TV!