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Inversion Therapy is a psychological program created by Darius Fontaine. He tells people to "Face Your Fears". This is heard in adverts (and a segment on Entertaining America) on the radio in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, and is also mentioned by some pedestrians and radio hosts, like Phillip Michaels on CSR 103.9. Examples of people facing their fears are a mother who was afraid of her children getting hurt, so she stabbed them so it wouldn't bother her anymore, and a man who was afraid of sleeping with his mother and now that he has done it doesn't want to anymore. On Entertaining America, the Epsilon Program's leader Cris Formage and Fontaine are shown to have a rivalry. Lazlow implies that he slept with his mother on Fontaine's advice, leading him to get a restraining order, and Formage tells Fontaine to "Kiss my ass".

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Darius Fontaine: Hi, what are you afraid of? Heights? Flying? Polio? Whatever your fear, it's time to face it. Hi, I'm Darius Fontaine, the creator of Inversion Therapy. For years we've helped our patients get past their deepest and darkest fears and get on with their lives. Just listen to this:
Man: I... I was having really dark thoughts. I... I wanted to sleep with my mother. Now that I've done it, I don't want to anymore.
Darius Fontaine: Incredible! But, you know, it works. That's Inversion Therapy! Fear it, face it, do it, CONQUER it! Got it? Just... listen again.
Woman: Okay. I was terrified of my children being harmed. So I stabbed them. Didn't hurt me that much. Yeah, now I'm not afraid of anything.
Darius Fontaine: That's another life saved! (giggles) Inversion Therapy works! I know! When you take your fear head-on, it's time to move on. I'm Darius Fontaine, call me today! I'll change your life - promise! Call 1-866-FACE-FEAR.

Trivia[]

  • Beatrix Fontaine is a fortune teller from Grand Theft Auto IV. There is a possibility of relation, though unlikely, and both radio personalities practice fraudulent self-help schemes.

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