- "Can I tell yous - do you know how they play ping-pong in Thailand? Let me tell you's, it does not involve a paddle, if you know what I mean! "
- ―Jezz Torrent
Jezz is the lead singer for the Scottish hair metal band Love Fist. Jezz Torrent's name is yet another sex joke from Rockstar Games; Jezz is pronounced "jizz" if spoken in a Scottish accent and "jizz" is slang for semen. Thus, "Jezz Torrent" means " torrent of semen".
Jezz is seen in one of Colonel Cortez' parties, along side with two women.
He believes in the Epsilon Program, even writing a testimonial on their website.
- GTA Vice City