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'''John "Florida" Hickory''' is a resident of [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]] in [[1986]]. In [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]], he appears as a guest on [[Vice City Public Radio|VCPR's]] Pressing Issues, alongside Congressman [[Alex Shrub]] and [[Callum Crayshaw]]. He is very a very patriotic Floridian, since moving to [[Vice City]] in 1981, going so far to even taking the states name as his middle name ([[Maurice Chavez]], the Pressing Issues host, asks Hickory "Why the F in your name?" Hickory replies "For Florida!"), and believes that Florida should secede from the [[United States of America|union]], and once Florida becomes a nation, seal the borders to people from the United States. He plans on achieving secession by "building a river...a river of freedom!" to divide the continental United States and Florida. He vehemently implores Floridians to "go into [their] backyards and dig a river of freedom!"He also seems to say that after the completion of his freedom river, people should go to the north and build a moat to keep them off permanently.
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'''John F. "Florida" Hickory''' is a resident of [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]] in [[1986]]. In [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]], he appears as a guest on [[Vice City Public Radio|VCPR's]] [[Pressing Issues]], alongside Congressman [[Alex Shrub]] and [[Callum Crayshaw]]. The man originally intended to be on the show was carjacked and chose to stay in his house and "arm himself to the teeth;" Hickory was invited on the show as a short order replacement.
 
He's not without his own ambition for power, and says that when the ''"Nation"'' of Florida is floating out in the caribbean things, under his rule floridans will be able to run things their way.He also announces free Barbeque and Pinball for everyone during his rule, and he refers to them as "Sophisticated Entertainment".He has a heavy southern accent, and is also a redneck.But it seems that he views not himself, but people from further north of the state as rednecks(Calling them Damn Redneck Hicks with no classs and Yellow bellied snakes).At one point he tells Maurice not to think of him as a racist, claiminng he hates everybody irrevelent of other issues, but yet again, he admits to hating Yankees the most. Hickory is strongly against non-floridans using Theme Parks of Florida, and mocks Disney Land as Redneck Land. Maurice calls John Hickory a successionist lunatic.He claims to be so patriotic that he actually has tattoed an orange grove in his groin.
 
 
 
   
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Hickory is very a very patriotic Floridian. He changed his middle name to Florida and had an orange grove tattooed on his groin to show his loyalty and patriotism towards the State of Florida. Irritated by the amount of outsiders coming into Florida, he has become an advocate of Florida's cessation from the United States of America. His plan is for all the people of Florida to dig a big ditch along Florida's northern border. After that, he believes that Florida will float off into the ocean. Once Florida is at sea there will be no more work, every day will be a holiday, and Florida will become a private utopia. Needless to say, [[Maurice Chavez]] calls his idea "so stupid that [he] cannot bring [himself] to repeat it." Hickory tries to speak like a firebrand motivational speaker. He describes his plan as "digging a ditch of hope, which will turn into a river of freedom."
   
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On the show, he is coerced into admitting that he has only been in Florida since 1981. Maurice sardonically notes that Pressing Issues has been on the air longer than that. Hickory also says that his father grew hemlock in the backwoods of "Mizzura."
   
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He is voiced by [[L.J. Gansen]].
   
 
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Latest revision as of 14:16, February 13, 2014

John F. "Florida" Hickory is a resident of Vice City in 1986. In Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, he appears as a guest on VCPR's Pressing Issues, alongside Congressman Alex Shrub and Callum Crayshaw. The man originally intended to be on the show was carjacked and chose to stay in his house and "arm himself to the teeth;" Hickory was invited on the show as a short order replacement.

Hickory is very a very patriotic Floridian. He changed his middle name to Florida and had an orange grove tattooed on his groin to show his loyalty and patriotism towards the State of Florida. Irritated by the amount of outsiders coming into Florida, he has become an advocate of Florida's cessation from the United States of America. His plan is for all the people of Florida to dig a big ditch along Florida's northern border. After that, he believes that Florida will float off into the ocean. Once Florida is at sea there will be no more work, every day will be a holiday, and Florida will become a private utopia. Needless to say, Maurice Chavez calls his idea "so stupid that [he] cannot bring [himself] to repeat it." Hickory tries to speak like a firebrand motivational speaker. He describes his plan as "digging a ditch of hope, which will turn into a river of freedom."

On the show, he is coerced into admitting that he has only been in Florida since 1981. Maurice sardonically notes that Pressing Issues has been on the air longer than that. Hickory also says that his father grew hemlock in the backwoods of "Mizzura."

He is voiced by L.J. Gansen.

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