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+ | '''John Florida Hickory''' is a resident of [[Vice City (3D Universe)|Vice City]] in [[1986]]. In ''[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]]'', he appears as a guest on [[Vice City Public Radio|VCPR's]] [[Pressing Issues]], alongside Congressman [[Alex Shrub]] and [[Callum Crayshaw]]. Hickory was invited on the show as a short order replacement after the original guest was [[Carjacking|carjacked]] and chose to stay at home "arming himself to the teeth". |
| + | Hickory considers himself a very patriotic [[Florida|Floridian]]. He changed his middle name to Florida and had an orange grove [[tattoo]]ed on his groin to show his loyalty and patriotism towards the State of Florida. Irritated by the amount of outsiders coming into Florida, he has become an advocate of Florida's secession from the [[United States of America]]. His plan is for all the people of Florida to dig a big ditch along Florida's northern border. After that, he believes that Florida will float off into the ocean. Once Florida is at sea, there will be no more work, every day will be a holiday, and Florida will become a private utopia. Needless to say, [[Maurice Chavez]] calls his idea "so stupid, I cannot bring myself to explain it to him". Hickory tries to speak like a firebrand motivational speaker. He describes his plan as "digging... a ditch of hope, which will flood into a river of freedom". |
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| − | He's not without his own ambition for power, and says that when the ''"Nation"'' of Florida is floating out in the caribbean things, under his rule floridans will be able to run things their way.He also announces free Barbeque and Pinball for everyone during his rule, and he refers to them as "Sophisticated Entertainment".He has a heavy southern accent, and is also a redneck.But it seems that he views not himself, but people from further north of the state as rednecks(Calling them Damn Redneck Hicks with no classs and Yellow bellied snakes).At one point he tells Maurice not to think of him as a racist, claiminng he hates everybody irrevelent of other issues, but yet again, he admits to hating Yankees the most. Hickory is strongly against non-floridans using Theme Parks of Florida, and mocks Disney Land as Redneck Land. Maurice calls John Hickory a successionist lunatic.He claims to be so patriotic that he actually has tattoed an orange grove in his groin. |
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| + | On the show, he is coerced into admitting that he has only been in Florida since [[1981]], claiming that "no-one's been born in Florida since [[1877]]". Maurice sardonically notes that Pressing Issues has been on the air longer than that. Hickory also says that his father grew hemlock in the backwoods of Missouri. |
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Latest revision as of 20:23, 16 April 2024
John Florida Hickory is a resident of Vice City in 1986. In Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, he appears as a guest on VCPR's Pressing Issues, alongside Congressman Alex Shrub and Callum Crayshaw. Hickory was invited on the show as a short order replacement after the original guest was carjacked and chose to stay at home "arming himself to the teeth".
Hickory considers himself a very patriotic Floridian. He changed his middle name to Florida and had an orange grove tattooed on his groin to show his loyalty and patriotism towards the State of Florida. Irritated by the amount of outsiders coming into Florida, he has become an advocate of Florida's secession from the United States of America. His plan is for all the people of Florida to dig a big ditch along Florida's northern border. After that, he believes that Florida will float off into the ocean. Once Florida is at sea, there will be no more work, every day will be a holiday, and Florida will become a private utopia. Needless to say, Maurice Chavez calls his idea "so stupid, I cannot bring myself to explain it to him". Hickory tries to speak like a firebrand motivational speaker. He describes his plan as "digging... a ditch of hope, which will flood into a river of freedom".
On the show, he is coerced into admitting that he has only been in Florida since 1981, claiming that "no-one's been born in Florida since 1877". Maurice sardonically notes that Pressing Issues has been on the air longer than that. Hickory also says that his father grew hemlock in the backwoods of Missouri.
He is voiced by L.J. Gansen.