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Karl Kelly
KarlKelly (Portrait)-GTAV
Appearance(s): Grand Theft Auto V (mentioned)
Full name: Karl Kelly
Status: Alive
Gender: Male
Date of birth: 27th July
Home: Richman, Los Santos
Nationality: Flag of the United States American
Family: Cynthia (ex-wife)
Main affiliation: Weazel News
Businesses: Finance Reporter
"It takes a special kind of integrity for a man to be both a newsmaker and a marketmaker without it becoming a conflict of interest."
―Karl Kelly

Karl Kelly is a character that appears in the promotional "Lifeinvader" website for Grand Theft Auto V.

Description

Kelly is a finance reporter for Weazel News, and an author of his book, Mounting Bulls and Riding Bears, who is living in Richman, Los Santos. Kelly owns an account on Lifeinvader, on which he often posts different statuses.

During the events of GTA V campaign, Karl write some internet articles for the Weazel's website that can be read by the player after some missions. In one of these articles, he mentions that he and his wife, Cynthia, are passing through a divorce. He begins to scold his ex-wife in the middle of the article, saying that she will not take any of the profites that he got from his book sales. Cynthia, who is also a finance reporter, but for the Daily Globe, write internet articles that the player can read too. In one of these articles, she also scolds her husband and even calls his book "garbage".

On Karl's Lifeinvader profile, it is revealed that his birthday is on July 27.

Lifeinvader Statuses

  • "My book Mounting Bulls & Riding Bears will be in stores in less than a month! I'll teach you all the overly-complex financial jargon you need to fool people into thinking you actually understand how the stock market works. It's got me this far!"
  • "When it comes to the stock market, don't overthink it. Buy my book Mounting Bulls and Riding Bears. I predicted the financial crisis."
  • "In many ways, wives are like stocks. You get them while they're vulnerable, ride them till they peak, then dump them for a volatile young start-up. No hard feelings, Cynthia."
  • "It takes a special kind of integrity for a man to be both a newsmaker and a marketmaker without it becoming a conflict of interest."
  • To the idiot who keeps spraying anticapitalist propaganda on my car, my middle name does not begin with K"
  • For the right angle on world events, look to Weazel News. Let's get big business back on its feet!"

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