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Kilimanjaro Clothing is a clothing store advertised in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, which is aimed at obese people. Their main rival is Phat Clothing. No stores can be seen around the state, though it is heavily advertised on the radio. Their motto is "The store for enormous men!". Kilimanjaro is also the name of Africa's tallest mountain.

Commercials[]

Commercial #1[]

Transcript
Woman: The day of liberation is here! Throughout history, only the biggest and strongest survive. Being big means you're successful, and women love big men.
Man: Kilimanjaro!
Woman: And as a successful man, you need to feel comfortable when you're sitting down to eat.
Man: Kilimanjaro!
Woman: Clothes for the bigger man! Don't be bound by society, bogus medicine, and the media with their unhealthy focus on being skinny! Don't be constrained by trying to squeeze into a Triple X. Bored of feeling like a man in a sausage skin in your Size 48 jeans? Bored of being uncomfortable?
Man: Kilimanjaro!
Woman: Kilimanjaro! The clothes shop for enormous men! We're fighting to end hunger - yours!
Man: Kilimanjaro!

Commercial #2[]

Transcript
Man: Kilimanjaro!
Woman: There's nothing bigger. You're as big as a mountain! Now, dress like one! Gain the confidence and freedom to really eat again! When you were little, your mom got you clothes you could grow into. The same applies here.
Man: Kilimanjaro!
Woman: Because she loves love handles. If eating for you means nine trips to the buffet, if exercise means picking up the remote, if making love means eating three hot dogs, if you've got bigger breasts than your wife, then don't walk - and especially don't run - but drive... very slowly... down to Kilimanjaro.
Man: Kilimanjaro!
Woman: We've got the clothes for you. From romper suits for wearing around the house, to outsized Hawaiian shirts and elasticized trousers for the office, there's nothing better! There's nothing bigger! Kilimanjaro! The clothes shop for enormous men! Celebrating no diet day! Fat liberation is here! At Kilimanjaro!
Man: Kilimanjaro!
Woman: We're fighting to end hunger - yours!

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