GTA Wiki

Kirk Simplex

10,781pages on
this wiki
Kirk Simplex
Appearance(s): Grand Theft Auto IV
Full name: Kirk Simplex
Status: Alive
Gender: Male
Nationality: Flag of the United States American
Family: Samantha Muldoon (ex-wife)
Businesses: Hedge Fund Manager
Voiced by: Unknown

Kirk Simplex is a mentioned character in Grand Theft Auto IV.


In 2008 alone, Kirk had made $3 billion. He married Samantha Muldoon, which lasted twenty minutes (among other celebrity marriages in the in-game media that last under a week, this is possibly meant to mock Britney Spears' 55-hour marriage to Jason Alexander, a childhood friend of hers).

He once bought eight different historic English castles, decking some out with tacky, modern fittings, and burning down others to increase the value of the former. In a later interview, he states that he bought the castles shopping online while drunk, and regretted the purchases.


Around Wikia's network

Random Wiki