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From left to right: Zoey, Sebastian Kayden, Dirk, Talullah and Quota.

Kung Fu Rainbow Lazerforce is a TV show in Grand Theft Auto V running on Weazel. The show features five upper middle class teenagers pushing extreme conservative "family values", such as sex after marriage, unflinching belief in God and Bible, homophobia, unrelenting capitalism, and hatred of poor people through "acts of extreme violence."


Football StemCell Slaughter Showdown (Series 3 Episode 16)

The episode begins with an exposition showing the team studying at Parvenu Hills High School, with Mr. Hitzman holding a lection about the history of Earth, claiming that "a huge flood led to the disappearance of dinosaurs and Romans". Shortly after class, it is revealed that the KFRLF base is located in the storeroom. Mr. Hitzman tells the team about Wickenberg Canyon High School and its evil plan to harvest stem cells and create overpowered football players out of them. The five protagonists then go to scout the situation at Wickenberg Canyon, meeting and murdering a teenage couple in the process, who they claim "had unnatural desires".

The team then arrives to the school's stadium, witnessing a spirit rally featuring scantily-clad cheerleaders and the school's mascot, Stink Pickle. Disgusted by the event, Sebastian Kayden has a fit of rage and kills an elderly woman called Louisa. After calming him down, the team returns to Parvenu Hills to participate in the Parvenu Ponies spirit rally, which included burning and exploding a scarecrow dressed as a Wickenberg Canyon football team member. The camera then shows another team, working for the Wickenberg Canyon High School, planning to kidnap the members of the KFRLF. The episode ends claiming "to be continued".


  • Dirk
  • Mr. Hitzman
  • Quota
  • Sebastian Kayden
  • Talullah
  • Zoey


  • It appears to be a parody of both the long-running Power Rangers franchise and its source material coming from Japan's Super Sentai franchise.
Kung Fu Rainbow Laser Force
The members of Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force: Sebastian Kayden, Tallulah, Zoey, Quota and Dirk.
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  • The title is most likely based on the Power Rangers Megaforce season which was adapted from the 2010 Super Sentai series Tensou Sentai Goseiger, though previous Power Rangers seasons did have Force as part of their name: Time Force, Wild Force and Mystic Force
  • The name of the token black member, Quota, is a joke at his inclusion is because he is black.
  • Like Quota, there have been African-Americans who wore Green in Power Rangers they include Damon Henderson from Power Rangers Lost Galaxy and Joel Rawlings from Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue. In fact, most Power Ranger teams, with the exceptions of Ninja Storm (whose Red Ranger, Shane Clarke, was played by an actor of Maori descent) and Jungle Fury, have had an African-American Ranger in their roster.
  • The palette scheme used by the Kung Fu Rainbow Lazerforce is similar to earlier Power Ranger teams like Power Rangers Zeo and Power Rangers Turbo. It also similar to the same palette scheme used by some Super Sentai teams like Himitsu Sentai Gorenger and Denshi Sentai Denziman.
  • Weazel's real life counterpart Fox first aired the Power Rangers franchise from 1993 through 2002 as part of its Fox Kids block on weekday afternoons and Saturday mornings before it was sold to the Walt Disney Company in 2002 (though some subsequent seasons still aired in Fox Kids' successor, Jetix).
  • Like Zoey, there was an Asian-American who wore yellow in Power Rangers, Trini Kwan (played by the late Vietnamese-American actress Thuy Trang) from the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
  • Sebastian Kayden's blasting powers are similar to the optic blast ability that Cyclops from the X-Men has.
  • Mr. Hitzman, while enforcing the KFRLF's values of homophobia and family values, it's hinted that he's a closeted homosexual as he finds vaginas revolting, thinks the male member is "much more elegent and surprising", gets excited by the thought of male oral sex and has fantasies with his future male nanny.
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