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| − | + | The '''Los Santos Benders''' is a soccer team in [[Los Santos (HD Universe)|Los Santos]] which parodies most [[United Kingdom|British]] soccer teams and the behavior of their fanbases. The team has its own radio commercials and sells season tickets for [[Money|$]]50 (though they can't be purchased by the player). It tries to attract attention to soccer by letting visitors catch up with "[[Europe]]an-style chanting" (which are actually blatant insults targeted at the opposite team) and to give them the opportunity to commit race crimes, get into post-game riots, violent fights between team supporters and to experience the "joys of mass hatred, xenophobia and alcohol abuse". |
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| + | '''Imaging Voice''': ''"You love sports. But isn't it time to forget about friendly rivalries, tailgate parties and marching bands? It's time America joined the rest of the world!"'' |
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| + | '''Crowd (with British accent)''': ''"Who's the wanker in the black?"'' |
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| + | '''Imaging Voice''': ''"Embrace the global passion of soccer at the next Los Santos Benders home game! Let off layers, riot, and commit race crimes, just like the sophisticated Europeans do!"'' |
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| + | '''Crowd''': ''"You're shit, and you know you are!"'' |
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| + | '''Imaging Voice''': ''"Come feel the excitement of a Benders home game, where a normal post-game melee may result in a couple of burnt cars! A proper English riot can burn a town to shreds! It's time America finally joined in on the fun! The LS Benders! Season tickets only $50."'' |
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| + | '''Crowd''': ''"Who's the wanker in the black?"'' |
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== Trivia == |
== Trivia == |
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*The team's name is probably a nod to the film [[wp:Bend It Like Beckham|Bend It Like Beckham.]] |
*The team's name is probably a nod to the film [[wp:Bend It Like Beckham|Bend It Like Beckham.]] |
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| − | *"Bender" is British slang for homosexual. |
+ | *"Bender" is a [[wp:British English|British]] slang for homosexual. |
| − | *One of the team's radio ads features a sampled version of "[ |
+ | *One of the team's radio ads features a sampled version of "[[wp:Who ate all the pies|Who Ate All The Pies]]", a popular British soccer chant. |
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Revision as of 17:36, 14 July 2014
LS Benders Wallpaper Logo.
The Los Santos Benders is a soccer team in Los Santos which parodies most British soccer teams and the behavior of their fanbases. The team has its own radio commercials and sells season tickets for $50 (though they can't be purchased by the player). It tries to attract attention to soccer by letting visitors catch up with "European-style chanting" (which are actually blatant insults targeted at the opposite team) and to give them the opportunity to commit race crimes, get into post-game riots, violent fights between team supporters and to experience the "joys of mass hatred, xenophobia and alcohol abuse".
Radio Commercial
Imaging Voice: "You love sports. But isn't it time to forget about friendly rivalries, tailgate parties and marching bands? It's time America joined the rest of the world!"
Crowd (with British accent): "Who's the wanker in the black?"
Imaging Voice: "Embrace the global passion of soccer at the next Los Santos Benders home game! Let off layers, riot, and commit race crimes, just like the sophisticated Europeans do!"
Crowd: "You're shit, and you know you are!"
Imaging Voice: "Come feel the excitement of a Benders home game, where a normal post-game melee may result in a couple of burnt cars! A proper English riot can burn a town to shreds! It's time America finally joined in on the fun! The LS Benders! Season tickets only $50."
Crowd: "Who's the wanker in the black?"
Trivia
- The team's name is probably a nod to the film Bend It Like Beckham.
- "Bender" is a British slang for homosexual.
- One of the team's radio ads features a sampled version of "Who Ate All The Pies", a popular British soccer chant.
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