La Cucaracha Bar & Seafood is a bar and seafood restaurant located in Las Colinas, Los Santos. Cucaracha means cockroach in Spanish, which could possibly be a reference to the bar's poor hygienic standards. It is inaccessible to the player and plays no role in the storyline whatsoever.
- "La Cucaracha" means "The Cockroach" in Spanish.
- The awnings at the front of the store say "Seafood our specialty" in Spanish.