||National chain of all-natural pet food stores, because half of the world is starving but Fido only eats organic.
||Insurance company primarily focused on automobile coverage, know for its incredibly active billing department and incredibly inactive claims department.
||National chain of hipster coffe houses. The opening of a Cool Beans is one of the first indicators that the death of a neighborhood's cultural identity is iminent.
||Coffe house chain taking over the world one Tiramisu Gunkaccino at a time.
||America's favorite national quick service factory farmed restaurant chain, and shining beacon of the global march towards cultural homogenization.
||Makers of Priapol, Bilkinton are a relative newcomer to the pharmaceutical market, fast catching up with the competition both in reported profits and open lawsuits.
||Multinational banking corporation that made billions out of bankrupting the American people, went bankrupt themselves, then got the American people to bail then out. Classy.
||French stylist Bob Mulét has dedicated the last four decades turning himself into a global brand and TV personality, and occasionally cutting hair.
||The law firm that promises to win cases at any cost to the client.
||A global chain of fast food restaurants specializing in deep-fried, chicken-flavored slabs of salt and fat.
||Manufacturer of tobacco products marketed at the more sophisticated smoker, whoever that is.
||Large nationwide pharmacy chain. Energy drinks, cigarettes, beer, painkillers and meth ingredients all under one roof.
||The world leader in the manufacture and marketing of sugary caffeinated beverages that turn 8-year-olds into manic fatsos.
||Major international airline that has taken all the fun out of flying by monetizing every last detail of the travel experience, from the peanuts to the restrooms.
||The Fleeca card is the high-interest loan that keeps on giving.
||A once great American airline now left with a fleet of aging deathtraps that they can no longer afford to repair or safety-check. Home of vinegary old hags and bitter fruit flight attendants.
||The Gastro Band is the world-leading quick-fix surgical solution to weight loss and portion control.
||Los Santos-based real estate developer that especializes in converting historic buildings into souless condos that 99% of the population can't afford.
||A global courier services company that will deliver anything, any time, except for customer services.
||Gruppe Sechs provides private security services and offers failed cops a second chance to enforce the law on their own terms.
||Slip and fall into the good life with the top employment law firm in San Andreas.
||American automaker, famous for creating one of the world's first production plug-in hybrid electric cars that is capable of running for a full 5 minutes on a single charge.
||American's No1 post-modern Swedish flat pack furniture company which rose to success by figuring out a way to cheat on paying taxes around the world.
||Social networking and data mining service. The reason the world never gets anything done any more.
||A classic American tasteless, watery beer; made by Rednecks for Rednecks. Now Chinese owned.
||Global line of women's beauty products manufactured from animal byproducts.
||War profiteers, election fixers, scoundrels. You know, bankers.
||Merryweather is a private military and security company with over $10 billion of taxpayer's money in US government contracts to its name.
||Health insurance provider and national leader in the business of human suffering.
||Global package courier that has created a billion dollar company out of losing people's possessions.
||A global sportswer brand that pioneered the outsource-to-child-labor-and-sell-at-a-10000%-markup business model.
||The water that rich people drink, and the main reason why there are now entire continents of plastic bottles floating in the ocean.
||Film production studio that has survived the test of time by offsetting its passable low-grossing movies with truly awful high-grossing movies.
||Contemporary Hip Hop blazing into your stereo.
||Tobacco products for real men who don't go to the doctors or read fear-mongering, left-wing so-called medical propaganda.
||Slaughter, Slaughter & Slaughter
||Prominent US Law firm, helping rich guilty people get away with it for over 30 years.
||Taco Bomb is a chain of Americanized-Mexican fast food restaurants that has fed studants, poor people and drunk drunks since 1970.
||Chain of topless bars rebranded as 'gentleman's clubs' to make middle-aged men feel better about the direction their lives have taken.
||A West Coast chain of 'never frozen, often microwaved burgers' served with a side of right-wing values, religious fundamentalism, and belief that everything was better before the Voting Rights Act.
||Retailer of high-end jewelry and blood diamonds, famed for its flagship Portola Drive location.
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