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'''Liberty Tree Wins Award. No New Information''' is an article written for the [[Liberty Tree]] newspaper by [[Adam Tedman]].
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'''"Liberty Tree Wins Award. No New Information."''' is a newspaper article on the [[Liberty Tree]] [[List of promotional websites|promotional website]] for ''[[Grand Theft Auto III]]''. The article was written by [[Adam Tedman (GTA III)|Adam Tedman]] and published on October 18th, [[2001]].
   
 
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The Liberty tree has been rightly rewarded again for our standards of excellence and commitment to delivering a quality newspaper to your door every day. This time we've won the very prestigious "Most Absorbent Newsprint Award" at the Cleaning and Tidying Association of America annual awards ceremony. Our newsprint was deemed by top scientists to be the best at absorbing a wide variety of common household spills and messes including red wine, ketchup, blood, pus, and baby sick. Following last year's investigation into the source of our newsprint, when a rival newspaper claimed our suppliers were getting our paper from non-renewable sources in Canada, rather than being part of the government agreed, environmentally-friendly campaign others subscribe to, we have gone one better. Now all of our newsprint comes from Brazil, where we are assured it is providing a much higher standard of living for everyone involved and helping a lot of Amer-Indians relocate from the rainforest to hill-side dwellings in glamorous Rio. We say "Stick that in your recycled pipe and smoke it!"
 
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Liberty Tree News Bureau<br>
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October 18th 2001 2:10pm EST<br>
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LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Adam Tedman
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The Liberty tree has been rightly rewarded again for our standards of excellence and commitment to delivering a quality newspaper to your door every day. This time we've won the very prestigious "Most Absorbent Newsprint Award" at the Cleaning and Tidying Association of America annual awards ceremony. Our newsprint was deemed by top scientists to be the best at absorbing a wide variety of common household spills and messes including red wine, ketchup, [[Blood|blood]], pus, and baby sick. Following [[2000|last year]]'s investigation into the source of our newsprint, when a rival newspaper claimed our suppliers were getting our paper from non-renewable sources in [[Canada]], rather than being part of the government agreed, environmentally-friendly campaign others subscribe to, we have gone one better. Now all of our newsprint comes from [[Brazil]], where we are assured it is providing a much higher standard of living for everyone involved and helping a lot of Amer-Indians relocate from the rainforest to hill-side dwellings in glamorous Rio. We say "Stick that in your recycled pipe and smoke it!"
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*[http://www.rockstargames.com/libertytree/story4.html Liberty Tree Wins Award. No New Information article]
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*[http://web.archive.org/web/20070218200835/http://www.rockstargames.com/libertytree/story4.html "Liberty Tree Wins Award. No New Information." article]
 
 
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 9 November 2023

"Liberty Tree Wins Award. No New Information." is a newspaper article on the Liberty Tree promotional website for Grand Theft Auto III. The article was written by Adam Tedman and published on October 18th, 2001.

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Liberty Tree Wins Award.
No New Information.

Liberty Tree News Bureau
October 18th 2001 2:10pm EST
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Adam Tedman

The Liberty tree has been rightly rewarded again for our standards of excellence and commitment to delivering a quality newspaper to your door every day. This time we've won the very prestigious "Most Absorbent Newsprint Award" at the Cleaning and Tidying Association of America annual awards ceremony. Our newsprint was deemed by top scientists to be the best at absorbing a wide variety of common household spills and messes including red wine, ketchup, blood, pus, and baby sick. Following last year's investigation into the source of our newsprint, when a rival newspaper claimed our suppliers were getting our paper from non-renewable sources in Canada, rather than being part of the government agreed, environmentally-friendly campaign others subscribe to, we have gone one better. Now all of our newsprint comes from Brazil, where we are assured it is providing a much higher standard of living for everyone involved and helping a lot of Amer-Indians relocate from the rainforest to hill-side dwellings in glamorous Rio. We say "Stick that in your recycled pipe and smoke it!"

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