Miranda Cowan is a celebrity that was featured in The Ballad of Gay Tony on Fizz!. She is known by the paparazzi as "The Silicone Slattern".
She reappears in GTA V, where paparazzi follows her around. On Prattle magazine, they said she was in a Los Santos strip club where she was drunk. Prattle also makes remarks on her being 39, saying that she's a "washed-up TV fossil". She also flashed her crotch at the paparazzi.