NoBigWillie is the name used by a male love-meet.net user in Grand Theft Auto IV. No matter how many times Niko Bellic contacts him, he will never date him. His name also implies that he has a small penis.
- He has a striking resemblance to Darren Covey of Algonquin's Most Wanted list. It could mean NoBigWillie's real name is Darren Covey.