NoBigWillie is the name used by a male love-meet.net user in Grand Theft Auto IV and its expansions. No matter how many times the player contacts him, he will never date him. His name also implies that he has a small penis.
- He has a striking resemblance to Darren Covey of Algonquin's Most Wanted list. It could mean NoBigWillie's real name is Darren Covey.