|Appearance(s):||Grand Theft Auto IV|
Grand Theft Auto V
|Full name:||Samantha Muldoon|
|Date of birth:||1982|
|Place of birth:||Los Santos|
|Family:||14 unnamed adopted children|
Kirk Simplex (ex-husband)
|Main affiliation:||Bobby June|
|Voiced by:||Unknown (GTA IV)|
Melissa van der Schyff (GTA V)
Events of GTA IV
At the very beginning of the game, she is married (her fourth marriage) to Kirk Simplex for a mere twenty minutes. Their marriage ceremony cost $50 million, featured her thirteen foreign children in heritage costumes, and A-Z List magazine paying $15 million for exclusive coverage.
After her failed marriage, Muldoon switched religions three times in one week (from Buddhism to Kabbalah to Epsilon). She has fourteen adopted children from various countries, the most recent is a baby from Sub-Saharan Africa which she returned due to its constant crying; Another child, "Wave", who had grown to be eight years old and was given a faux-hawk, wasn't seen for some time and was probably sent home as well.
Events of GTA V
By 2013, Muldoon had gotten married again and it failed again and she had accidentally attempted suicide by downing a whole bottle of vodka and various pills and overdosing. After that incident, she has become a Country-pop star, changed her political stance and gained a southern accent in an attempt to boost her career. Her first song from her new album is I Like Things Just the Way They Are, which she performs on the radio show Bless Your Heart with Bobby June. During the mission Paparazzo, Beverly Felton mentions that there are rumors of Samantha buying an North Korean baby through the black market.
LCPD Database record
- In Grand Theft Auto V, she's one of the honored celebrities on the Vinewood Boulevard sidewalk.
- In the mission Friend Request, one of the readlines that appears during Jay Norris speech, says that Samantha keeps her adopted children in a separeted house, because they are "too loud".
Wave is meant to parody Angelina Jolie's child Maddox, as well as both Muldoon's religious experiences and children are drawn from Madonna. Her extravagant wedding is based on Lakshmi Mittal's daughter's wedding, and a strikingly similar supermodel-banker match, Aleksandra and Andrey Melnichenko. Paying millions of dollars to photograph weddings is a common practice by OK! Magazine.