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{{infobox mission
|name=So Long Schlong
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|name = So Long Schlong
|image=Solongschlong.jpg
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|image = SoLongSchlong-GTAVCS.jpg
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|size = 275px
|caption=Victor and Reni being chased by the Mendez goons.
 
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|caption = A distraught [[Reni Wassulmaier]] explaining his situation to [[Victor Vance]]
|game=VCS
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|game = VCS
|for=[[Reni Wassulmaier]]
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|for = [[Reni Wassulmaier]]
|target=[[Mendez Cartel]] gang members
 
|location=[[Prawn Island]], [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]]
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|location = [[InterGlobal Films|InterGlobal Films Studio]], [[Prawn Island]]
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|fail = [[Wasted]]<br>[[Busted]]<br>[[Reni Wassulmaier|Reni]] dies<br>[[Sentinel XS]] destroyed<br>[[Mendez Cartel|Mendez Thugs]] find out [[Reni Wassulmaier|Reni]] is gone
|reward=$1,000
 
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|reward = [[Money|$1000]]
|unlocks=[[In the Air Tonight]]
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|unlocks = [[In the Air Tonight]]
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|unlockedby = [[Blitzkrieg Strikes Again]]
 
}}
 
}}
   
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{{Dialogue4|Reni|Darling, he wants me dead!|Vic|Who?|[[Diego Mendez]]! That's who! Because I put you in contact with [[Ricardo Diaz]]! He said it was disloyal of me! Not as disloyal as him! Two-timing me with that tramp!|Woah! Wait! You guys were an item?|Yes, yes...But I could not deal with him. He talked too much.| [[Reni Wassulmaier]] tells [[Victor Vance]] about his/her problems with [[Diego Mendez]]}}
'''So Long Schlong''' is a mission in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]] given by [[Reni Wassulmaier]] to protagonist, [[Victor Vance]].
 
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'''So Long Schlong''' is a mission in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]] given to [[Protagonist|protagonist]] [[Victor Vance]] by avant garde film director [[Reni Wassulmaier]] from the [[InterGlobal Films]] Studios on [[Prawn Island]], [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]].
   
 
==Mission==
 
==Mission==
Reni is about to get her fourth sex change but [[Diego Mendez]] is unhappy that she introduced Victor to [[Ricardo Diaz]], saying it was disloyal. Actually Diego and Reni used to be an item as mentioned by her during the cutscene. [[Mendez Cartel|Mendez's goons]] are about to arrive in the [[InterGlobal Films]] course to kill her but she decides to drive and find a way to the hospital while Victor takes care of the Mendez's goons at the InterGlobal course. When around twenty of the Mendez's goons are killed, Reni messages Victor via pager informing him about having been caught somewhere near [[The Malibu Club]] in [[Vice Point]]. Victor then gets in a car and drives over to the place and helps Reni clear out all the attacking enemies. The duo then escape in another car while being attacked by drive-by's of the Mendez's goons. Victor then luckily ends up taking Reni to the hospital without any harm from the Mendez's goons.
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Reni is about to get his fourth sex change but [[Diego Mendez]] is unhappy that she introduced Victor to [[Ricardo Diaz]], saying it was disloyal. [[Mendez Cartel|Mendez' goons]] are about to arrive in the [[InterGlobal Films]] course to kill him but she decides to drive and find a way to the hospital while Victor takes care of the Mendez' goons at the InterGlobal course. When around twenty of the Mendez' goons are killed, Reni messages Victor via pager informing him about having been caught somewhere near [[The Malibu Club]] in [[Vice Point]]. Victor then gets in a car and drives over to the place and helps Reni clear out all the attacking enemies. The duo then escape in another car while being attacked by drive-by's of the Mendez' goons. Victor then luckily ends up taking Reni to the hospital without any harm from the Mendez' goons.
   
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==Mission objectives==
==Script==
 
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In order to complete the mission the player must:
(''Reni, Victor inside the InterGlobal course.'')
 
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*Don't let Mendez's goons search the film lot and discover Reni has gone
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*Save Reni - he's near the Malibu Club
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*Kill Mendez's goons
 
*Take Reni to the hospital
   
 
==Reward==
'''Reni''': Farewell, faithful friend. The phoenix must burn first before she rises... Such is life...
 
 
The reward for completing this mission is [[Money|$]]1,000, plus Reni's special [[Comet]] if you picked it up while saving her from the goons.
   
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==Trivia==
'''Victor''': Reni, hey, what's wrong?
 
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* Reni's voice changes to a much manlier voice during the shootout.
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* If you've purchased all the [[Empire Building]] sites, after picking up Reni stop at the nearest one and transfer to one of your vehicles, now bulletproof, to make the ride to the hospital less hazardous.
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* After Reni tells you to save her via the [[Pager|pager]], head to the place where the shootout will take place, do not enter the gate or else the cutscene will take place, just wait until Reni dies and the mission fails, you can get 2 all-proof [[Sentinel XS]] and Reni's special [[Comet]].
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* The name of this mission is a clear pun on Reni's sex change, from man to woman.
   
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==Gallery==
'''Reni''': Darling, he wants me dead!
 
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<gallery>
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SoLongSchlong-GTAVCS2.jpg|[[Victor Vance]] and [[Reni Wassulmaier]] attempting to escape a [[Mendez Cartel]] attack
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</gallery>
   
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==Video walkthrough==
'''Victor''': Who?
 
   
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{| class="wikitable"
'''Reni''': Diego Mendez, that's who.
 
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!PS2 Version
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|-
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![[File:GTA Vice City Stories - Walkthrough - Mission 54 - So Long Schlong|425px]]
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|}
   
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==Navigation==
'''Victor''': Why?
 
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'''Reni''': Because I put you in contact with Ricardo Diaz; said it was disloyal of me. Not as disloyal as him two-timing me with that tramp.
 
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'''Victor''': Whoa, wait, you guys were an item?
 
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'''Reni''': Yes, but I could not deal with him. He talked too much. Beat me, Reni. Spank me, Reni. Blow coke up my ass, Reni. It was too goddamn much.
 
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[[pl:So Long Schlong]]
 
'''Victor''': Diego Mendez? Jeez...
 
 
'''Reni''': So now I must go to Dr. Horowitz. He's a genius. Tomorrow, new Reni!
 
 
'''Victor''': You're not having another sex change?
 
 
'''Reni''': I only have three. Oh, please, darling, save me!
 
 
(''Reni and Victor outside the InterGlobal studio.'')
 
 
'''Reni''': Diego's men will be here any second. I just know it.
 
 
'''Victor''': I'll hold them up. You'll have to find your own way to the hospital.
 
 
'''Reni''': Find my own way? But darling, I always have.
 
 
(''Victor kills the Mendez's goons as well as receiving a message from Reni.'')
 
 
'''Reni''' (on pager): They've found me! Help me darling! I'm near the Malibu...
 
 
(''Victor arrives at the spot.'')
 
 
'''Mendez goon''': You're gonna die, you freak of nature!
 
 
'''Reni''': Freak? I'm an artist. I'm sensitive... And I'm going to kill all of you fucking filthy fuckers! Vic, save me!
 
 
(''The goons are dead, Victor and Reni run to a car.'')
 
 
'''Reni''': This gun makes me feel so masculine. Make love to me, Vic.
 
 
'''Victor''': Let's just get to the hospital.
 
 
'''Reni''': Then you will make love to me, no?
 
 
'''Victor''': No.
 
 
'''Reni''': All this macho bullshit. I'll be glad when I'm a woman.
 
 
'''Victor''': Keep your head down!
 
 
'''Reni''': In your lap, darling?
 
 
'''Victor''': On second thoughts, keep shooting.
 
 
(''Victor and Reni reach the hospital.'')
 
 
'''Reni''': Ooh... All that shooting. I'm so turned on, Dr. Horowitz is going to need a chainsaw to cut through this wood.
 
 
'''Victor''': Man, I do not want to know.
 
 
==Reward==
 
The reward for completing this mission is $1,000, plus Reni's special Comet if you picked it up while saving her from the goons.
 
 
==Extra Links==
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBsiJ3i91Dw So Long Schlong mission on YouTube by GTAmissions - PlayStation 2 version.]
 
 
[[Category:Missions in GTA Vice City Stories]]
 
[[Category:Missions in GTA Vice City Stories]]
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[[Category:Missions]]

Revision as of 22:15, 25 December 2014

Reni: "Darling, he wants me dead!"
Vic: "Who?"
Reni: "Diego Mendez! That's who! Because I put you in contact with Ricardo Diaz! He said it was disloyal of me! Not as disloyal as him! Two-timing me with that tramp!"
Vic: "Woah! Wait! You guys were an item?"
Reni: "Yes, yes...But I could not deal with him. He talked too much."
Reni Wassulmaier tells Victor Vance about his/her problems with Diego Mendez

So Long Schlong is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories given to protagonist Victor Vance by avant garde film director Reni Wassulmaier from the InterGlobal Films Studios on Prawn Island, Vice City.

Mission

Reni is about to get his fourth sex change but Diego Mendez is unhappy that she introduced Victor to Ricardo Diaz, saying it was disloyal. Mendez' goons are about to arrive in the InterGlobal Films course to kill him but she decides to drive and find a way to the hospital while Victor takes care of the Mendez' goons at the InterGlobal course. When around twenty of the Mendez' goons are killed, Reni messages Victor via pager informing him about having been caught somewhere near The Malibu Club in Vice Point. Victor then gets in a car and drives over to the place and helps Reni clear out all the attacking enemies. The duo then escape in another car while being attacked by drive-by's of the Mendez' goons. Victor then luckily ends up taking Reni to the hospital without any harm from the Mendez' goons.

Mission objectives

In order to complete the mission the player must:

  • Don't let Mendez's goons search the film lot and discover Reni has gone
  • Save Reni - he's near the Malibu Club
  • Kill Mendez's goons
  • Take Reni to the hospital

Reward

The reward for completing this mission is $1,000, plus Reni's special Comet if you picked it up while saving her from the goons.

Trivia

  • Reni's voice changes to a much manlier voice during the shootout.
  • If you've purchased all the Empire Building sites, after picking up Reni stop at the nearest one and transfer to one of your vehicles, now bulletproof, to make the ride to the hospital less hazardous.
  • After Reni tells you to save her via the pager, head to the place where the shootout will take place, do not enter the gate or else the cutscene will take place, just wait until Reni dies and the mission fails, you can get 2 all-proof Sentinel XS and Reni's special Comet.
  • The name of this mission is a clear pun on Reni's sex change, from man to woman.

Gallery

Video walkthrough

PS2 Version
GTA_Vice_City_Stories_-_Walkthrough_-_Mission_54_-_So_Long_Schlong

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