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So Long Schlong
A distraught Reni Wassulmaier explaining her situation to Victor Vance
Game: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
For: Reni Wassulmaier
Location: Prawn Island, Vice City
Target: Mendez Cartel gang members
Conditions of mission failure:
The Mendez Cartel finds out Reni is gone, Reni's Death
Unlocks: In the Air Tonight
Unlocked by: Blitzkrieg Strikes Again

So Long Schlong is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories given to protagonist Victor Vance by avant garde film director Reni Wassulmaier from the InterGlobal Films Studios on Prawn Island, Vice City.


Reni is about to get her fourth sex change but Diego Mendez is unhappy that she introduced Victor to Ricardo Diaz, saying it was disloyal. Mendez' goons are about to arrive in the InterGlobal Films course to kill her but she decides to drive and find a way to the hospital while Victor takes care of the Mendez' goons at the InterGlobal course. When around twenty of the Mendez' goons are killed, Reni messages Victor via pager informing him about having been caught somewhere near The Malibu Club in Vice Point. Victor then gets in a car and drives over to the place and helps Reni clear out all the attacking enemies. The duo then escape in another car while being attacked by drive-by's of the Mendez' goons. Victor then luckily ends up taking Reni to the hospital without any harm from the Mendez' goons.

Mission objectives

In order to complete the mission the player must:

  • Don't let Mendez's goons search the film lot and discover Reni has gone
  • Save Reni - he's near the Malibu Club
  • Kill Mendez's goons
  • Take Reni to the hospital


The reward for completing this mission is $1,000, plus Reni's special Comet if you picked it up while saving her from the goons.


  • Reni's voice changes to a much manlier voice during the shootout.
  • If you've purchased all the Empire Building sites, after picking up Reni stop at the nearest one and transfer to one of your vehicles, now bulletproof, to make the ride to the hospital less hazardous.
  • After Reni tells you to save her via the pager, head to the place where the shootout will take place, do not enter the gate or else the cutscene will take place, just wait until Reni dies and the mission fails, you can get 2 all-proof Sentinel XS and Reni's special Comet.


Video walkthrough

PS2 Version

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