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Spilling the Beans is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City given to protagonist Tommy Vercetti by Print Works operator Earnest Kelly.

Mission

Tommy Vercetti buys the Print Works, having memories of working with his father on this type of business when Tommy was young. Earnest Kelly suggests that printing money is the profitable thing to do. He heard of rumors of a money counterfeiting syndicate operating in the state but only knows the rumor to it. Tommy heads to Malibu Club to meet Kent Paul who is good with rumors. After a slight ruffle, Paul tells Tommy that the boss of a shipping company at Viceport knows about the syndicate. Tommy heads down to Viceport and gets into a gun fight with a gang guarding the ship. After acquiring the information he needs from the boss, he heads back to the Print Works.

Script

(Vice City Print Works, Tommy Vercetti and Earnest Kelly)

Earnest Kelly: Mr. Vercetti? Hey, you bought the old Print Works?

Tommy Vercetti: Yeah, my old man used to work on these. I used to spend the evenings with him, cleaning the rollers...I was gonna follow him in his trade, but...I lived a different life.

Earnest Kelly: You planning on selling the old machinery, breaking it down?

Tommy Vercetti: I'm thinking we could print something - a newspaper, a magazine.

Earnest Kelly: Oh crap, sonny, low grade crap. I've always fancied printing money. It ain't too hard. You know I've been doing it in a small scale for years...

Tommy Vercetti: Really?

Earnest Kelly: Sure. But we need some good quality plates. Of course! There's a counterfeiting syndicate already operating in Florida.

Tommy Vercetti: A syndicate?

Earnest Kelly: Yeah. But just rumors is all I've heard.

Tommy Vercetti: I know a man who's good with rumors...

(The Malibu Club, Kent is looking at a woman's ass in the club)

Kent Paul: Look at the arse on that!

(The woman leaves)

Kent Paul: Alright, mate. Your loss, init!

(Tommy arrives)

Kent Paul: Awright me ol' china, how's it hangin'?

Tommy Vercetti: What do you know about counterfeiting?

Kent Paul: Oh I'm fine Paul, how 'bout you?

Tommy Vercetti: Come here!

(Tommy grabs Kent's arm and bends it, then he throws him on his back on the bar.)

Kent Paul: Awright! Awright! You're obviously a busy man! All I know about dodgy readys is that the Triads supply the plates!

(Tommy twists Kent's arm)

Kent Paul: AAARGHHH! They've got a shipping company down the docks! AAARGH! The boss man would know when the plates are coming in next!

Tommy Vercetti: Thanks, Paul.

(Tommy lets Kent go)

Kent Paul: What's the matter with you, you maniac.

(Kent starts talking to the bartender)

Kent Paul: Gimme another drink, lively.

(Triad Freighter, Triad Leader)

(Tommy shoots his way into the Triad Freighter and enters the Triad Boss' office.)

Triad Boss: Who are you?

(Tommy attacks the Triad Boss)

Triad Boss: OOOOOIFF! AAAAIIEEE! Not the face! Not the face! OK, I talk! I talk!

Rewards

The rewards for completing this mission is $2,000 and unlocking the next mission Hit the Courier.

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