The Séance is one of the Public Liberty Radio shows. It is hosted by Beatrix Fontaine, a phony psychic who tells random people ridiculous advice. Beatrix says that the number for "The Spirit Line" is 2123602367. Her disappearence from TLAD and TBOGT might suggest she might have been taken off the air for
- The first guest is Martina, who is worried about her boyfriend. Beatrix tells her she once led a powerful army. Beatrix tells her she's going to marry a really rich man, but Beatrix asks her for her credit card details and she tells Beatrix everything, which Beatrix will keep 'very secure'.