The Séance is one of the Public Liberty Radio shows. It is hosted by Beatrix Fontaine, a phony psychic who tells random people ridiculous advice. Beatrix says that the number for "The Spirit Line" is 2123602367.
- The first guest is Martina, who is worried about her boyfriend. Beatrix tells her she once led a powerful army. Beatrix tells her she's going to marry a really rich man, but Beatrix asks her for her credit card details and she tells Beatrix everything, which Beatrix will keep 'very secure'.