- "Get over there and lure the Forelli soldiers down to the hospital in Rockford. The Yardies will be waiting for them."
- — Leon Mc'Affrey.
The Whole 9 Yardies is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories given to protagonist Toni Cipriani by corrupt LCPD police officer Leon McAffrey from Aspatria, Staunton Island, Liberty City.
Toni meets Leon in Aspatria and Leon informs Toni of the Uptown Yardies plan to gain the area. Leon, owing them a favour, sends Toni to lure four of The Forelli Family's Made Men to Carson General Hospital in Rockford. Toni drives to City Hall, stealing one of the Forelli motorcycles and drives to the back of the hospital, where the Yardies are waiting. Toni and the Yardies then kill the Forelli Family gang members.
In order to complete the mission the player must:
- Go and steal one of the Forellis' bikes, but don't kill any of them
- Lure the bikers to the kill zone
- Take them out
- The name is a play on The Whole Nine Yards, a phrase and a 2000 film. It also refers to the fact that there are nine Yardies waiting for the Forelli's.
- This mission is similar to Bait, in Grand Theft Auto III.