- "Take the cab. She's got a friend with her. Maybe someone you can date!"
- ― Roman Bellic
Three's a Crowd is a mission in Grand Theft Auto IV.
Roman Bellic tells Niko to pick up Mallorie and her friend Michelle in a taxi. While driving the women to Michelle's apartment, Mallorie suggests you take her out for a date, and also that you should acquire some new clothes.
This mission introduces the player to datable women and clothing stores.
Plot and Walkthrough
Visiting Roman in trouble
Niko will receive a text message from Roman asking him to hurry back to the depot; he needs help. Upon entering the office, Niko will chase off the Albanian thugs, Dardan Petrela and Bledar Morina. Roman then receives a call from Mallorie, and asks Niko to pick her up from the Hove Beach LTA and take her, and her friend Michelle, to Michelle's apartment.
Drive the Women
- Get into Roman's car.
- Map marker: Roman's Taxi
- Go to the subway station.
- Map waypoint: Hove Beach LTA
- Take them back to Michelle's apartment.
- Map waypoint: Mohawk Ave. Apartment Complex
Along the way, Mallorie suggests that Niko take Michelle out on a date. She also suggests that Niko should buy some new clothes.
- Go to the clothes shop on Mohawk and buy some new clothes.
- Map icon: Russian Shop
Niko automatically calls Roman about the drive and Mallorie not liking his clothes, who suggests the Russian clothing store on Mohawk.
- Buy new clothes.
The first item purchased will be free, and will complete the mission.
- If the player abandons the cab with the girls inside or gets the cab stuck anywhere, the mission will fail, though Niko will treat it as if the cab had blown up.
- If the player exits the car before they enter the yellow marker to pick the girls up and walk over to Mallorie and Michelle, they will not recognize Niko and will act like random pedestrians.
- If the player starts a fight with a pedestrian or has the cops after him before Niko enters the yellow marker to pick up the girls, Mallorie and Michelle will come to Niko's aid and fight anyone after Niko, including the police. Even when the police shoot at the girls, they keep on fighting. This will remain until Niko picks the girls up.
- There's a mission in GTA V called "Three's Company." Interestigly, both missions mark the debut of Michelle in their respective games.
- The name of this mission may be a reference to Three's a Crowd, the 1984-1985 spin-off to 1977-1984 Three's Company. This is further supported by the Three's Company mission in GTA V.
- If the player exits the cab and immediately re-enters, Michelle will react as if Niko was carjacking the vehicle, but will not do anything once Niko gets in.
- Strangely, if Roman's Taxi gets destroyed after taking Michelle home, the mission will not fail.
- If Niko attacks the shop assistant, the mission will fail and Roman will react the same way as if both Michelle and Mallorie got injured, when Niko makes the call to Roman.