Ernest Keigel is the fictional and stereotypically snarky and fast-talking Time Ranger, whose penis is a time machine. When he masturbates he travels through time, ending up in a randomly chosen time and location. He is the star of The Time Ranger show on VCPR.
Ernest Keigel is voiced by Bill Lobley.
- The movie The Shoulder of Orion II, also used the idea of using masturbation to time travel.