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The GTA Nerd

aka Jason Parker

753 Edits since joining this wiki
May 17, 2013
  • I live in Middle Park East, Algonquin, Liberty City
  • I was born on November 5
  • My occupation is writing comics, playing football, studying GTA (sometimes), skateboarding, and listening to rap. Mostly rap!
  • I am Mexican ;)
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{{Quote|Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer...|The GTA Nerd}}
 
 
 
==About Me==
 
==About Me==
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{{infobox character
|name = Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life
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|name = The GTA Nerd
|image = DimitriRascalov-GTAIV.jpg
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|image = Eminem.jpg
 
|size = 300px
 
|size = 300px
|caption = My True Form
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|caption = This is Eminem, my favorite rapper.
|games = [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]<br>[[The Lost and Damned]]<br>[[The Ballad of Gay Tony]]<br>[[Grand Theft Auto V]] (probably)<br> [[Wikipedia:The Fairly OddParents|The Fairly OddParents!]]<br>[[Wikipedia:Danny Phantom|Danny Phantom]]<br>[[Wikipedia:Phineas and Ferb|Phineas and Ferb]]<br>[[w:c:phineasandferb:User:Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life/Cletus Comics|Cletus Comics]]
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|games = ''[[Grand Theft Auto 2]]''<br>''[[Grand Theft Auto III]]''<br>''[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]]''<br>''[[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]''<br>''[[Grand Theft Auto Advance]]''<br>''[[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]]''<br>''[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]]''<br>''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]''<br>''[[The Lost and Damned]]''<br>''[[The Ballad of Gay Tony]]''<br>''[[Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars]]''<br>''[[Grand Theft Auto V]]''
|aka = Dimitri Rascalov, Cletusbot001 (former account), The Real Anti-Cosmo (former account name), Cletus (on another wiki)
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|aka = Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life (former username)<br>Shelsmo <small>([[w:c:thebigbangtheory:Sheldon Cooper|Sheldon Cooper]] + [[w:c:fairlyoddparents:Cosmo|Cosmo]])</small>
 
|gender = M
 
|gender = M
 
|dob = November 5
 
|dob = November 5
|pob = Phoenix, Arizona
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|pob = [[Middle Park East]], [[Algonquin]], [[Liberty City (HD Universe)|Liberty City]]
|home = My House<br> [[Playboy X's Penthouse]] (GTA Universe)
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|home = [[Rockford Hills]], [[Los Santos (HD Universe)|Los Santos]], [[San Andreas (HD Universe)|San Andreas]]
|nationality = Mexican-American
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|nationality = {{Flagicon|Puerto Rico|Flag of Puerto Rico}} [[Puerto Rico|Puerto Rican]] - <br>{{Flagicon|Mexico|Flag of Mexico}}[[Mexico|Mexican]] - <br>{{Flagicon|United States|Flag of the United States}} [[United States of America|American]]
|family = My Mom, My Dad, My Aunts, My Uncles, My Cousins, etc...
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|family = Classified
|affiliations = [[Roman Bellic]]<br>[[Michelle (GTA IV)|Michelle]]<br>[[Vladimir Glebov]]<br>[[Little Jacob]]<br>[[Mikhail Faustin]]<br>[[Brucie Kibbutz]]<br>[[Dimitri Rascalov]] (Duh!)<br>[[Manny Escuela]]<br>[[Elizabeta Torres]]<br>[[Playboy X]]<br>[[Dwayne Forge]]<br>[[Francis McReary]]<br>[[United Liberty Paper]]<br>[[Patrick McReary]]<br>[[Ray Boccino]]<br>[[Bernie Crane]]<br>[[Gerald McReary]]<br>[[Phil Bell]]<br>[[Derrick McReary]]<br>[[Jimmy Pegorino]]<br>[[Jon Gravelli]]<br>[[Johnny Klebitz]]<br>[[Gay Tony]]<br>[[The Lost Brotherhood]]<br>[[Luis Fernando Lopez]]<br>Azriel (real life best friend)<br
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|affiliations = [[Niko Bellic]]<br>[[Michael De Santa]]<br>[[Franklin Clinton]]<br>[[Trevor Philips]]<br>[[Johnny Klebitz]]<br>[[Luis Fernando Lopez]]<br>[[Claude]]<br>[[Toni Cipriani]]<br>[[Tommy Vercetti]]<br>[[Mike]]<br>[[Carl Johnson]]<br>[[Victor Vance]]<br>[[Huang Lee]]<br>[[Claude Speed]]<br>[[Dimitri Rascalov]]<br>[[Patrick McReary]]
|vehicles = [[Annihilator]]> Andrew (other real life best friend) <br> [[w:c:slushinvaders:User:The Real Sthomas|Sthomas]]<br>[[w:c:slushinvaders:User:Mart456t|Mart]]<br>[[w:c:nicks-random:Cletus|Cletus the Robot]]<br>[[User:Enigma24|Enigma 24]]
 
 
|businesses = GTA Player
 
|businesses = GTA Player
 
|voice = Myself
 
|voice = Myself
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|vehicles = [[Kuruma]]<br>[[Cheetah]]<br>[[Greenwood]]<br>[[AT-400]]<br>[[Roman's Taxi]]<br>[[Hexer]]<br>[[Buffalo]]<br>[[Banshee]]<br>[[Annihilator]]<br>[[Rhino]]<br>[[P-996 Lazer]]<br>[[Infernus]]<br>[[Buzzard]]<br>[[Hunter]]<br>[[Jet]]<br>[[Zentorno]]<br>[[Sanchez]]<br>[[Sentinel]]<br>[[FCR-900]]
 
|status = Alive}}
 
|status = Alive}}
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===Games I Own===
I am a young user who owns [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] and it's [[The Lost and Damned|two]] [[The Ballad of Gay Tony|episodes]] (Took me from June 4 to June 23,2013 to beat the two). I used to have a PSP, but it got stolen, so I can't buy [[Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars]]. I want to get [[Grand Theft Auto V]] as a birthday/Christmas present. My favorite character is [[Dimitri Rascalov]], even when he did [[Russian Revolution|betray]] [[Niko Bellic]] and ordered his [[Mikhail Faustin|best friend]] to be [[The Master and the Molotov|killed]] by Niko. My 2nd favorite character is [[Patrick McReary]]. He's my favorite [[Friendships in GTA IV|friend]] to hang out with. That's all you need to know from me.
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====PS2====
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* [[Grand Theft Auto III]] (completed)
==Favorites in GTA IV==
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* [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]]
* Character: Already talked about it
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* [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]] (completed)
* Activity: [[Eating]]
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* [[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]] (completed)
* Mission: [[Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend]] (When Dimitri is mentioned and calls Niko)
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* [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]]
* Vehicle: [[Annihilator]]
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====PS3====
* Location: [[The Meat Quarter]] (for some strange reason)
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* [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] (completed, this is my first GTA game. I started with HD games, then went backwards to 3D games.)
* Safehouse: [[Alderney Safehouse]]
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* [[Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City]] (completed)
* Ringtone: "Tonight"
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* [[Grand Theft Auto V]] (completed)
* Phone Theme: I dunno. I like a lot (exept "Rusty Brown" and "[[Honkers]]". Currently [[Niko]], [[Johnny Klebitz|Johnny]], and [[Luis Fernando Lopez|Luis]] are using a [[Sprunk]] theme.)
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===PSP===
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* [[Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars]]
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====Tablet====
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* [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]] (completed)
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This is my favorite GTA games in order.
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#[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]
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#[[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]
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#[[Grand Theft Auto V]]
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#[[The Ballad of Gay Tony]]
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#[[The Lost and Damned]]
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#[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]]
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#[[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]]
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#[[Grand Theft Auto III]]
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#[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]]
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#[[Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars]]
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===Favorite Missions (Entire Series)===
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*[[Grand Theft Aero]]
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*[[Saint Mark's Bistro]]
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*[[Cipriani's Chauffeur]]
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*[[The Exchange (GTA III)|The Exchange]]
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*[[Keep Your Friends Close]]
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*[[Rub Out]]
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*[[Driving Mr. Leone]]
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*[[The Sicilian Gambit]]
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*[[Out of Commission]]
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*[[Roman's Holiday]]
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*[[Not So Fast]]
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*[[Ladies Half Price]]
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*[[Roman's Sorrow]]
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*[[Hostile Negotiation]]
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*[[Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend]]
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*[[Diamonds in the Rough]]
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*[[Get Lost]]
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*[[Departure Time]]
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*[[Minor Turbulence]]
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*[[Mr. Philips]]
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*[[The Third Way]]
 
==Favorite Pages==
 
==Favorite Pages==
 
*[[Dimitri Rascalov]]
 
*[[Dimitri Rascalov]]
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*[[Mr and Mrs Bellic]]
 
*[[Mr and Mrs Bellic]]
 
*[[Deal]]/[[Revenge]]
 
*[[Deal]]/[[Revenge]]
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==Favorite Radio Stations==
==Favorite songs from GTA==
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* GTA III: [[Game FM]] and [[Head Radio]]
*Set It Off (GTA IV)
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* GTA VC: [[Wildstyle]]
*Badder Dem Dem (GTA IV)
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* GTA SA: [[Radio Los Santos]] and [[Bounce FM]]
*Shake Your Groove Thing (TLAD, TBoGT)
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* GTA LCS: [[The Liberty Jam]]
*Hit It Shawty (GTA IV)
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* GTA IV: [[Radio Broker]] and [[Massive B Soundsystem 96.9]]
==[[Kate McReary]] Opinion==
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* GTA EFLC: [[Electro-Choc]]
I don't like Kate that much. My friend Andrew thinks she's ugly, and I agree and disagree at the same time. I don't like that you can"t have sex with her, no matter how many times you ask her. My favorite girfriend is [[Alex Chilton]]. I liked [[Michelle (GTA IV)|Michelle]], too.
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* GTA V: [[West Coast Classics]]
==Other Favorite Characters==
 
I don't just like Dimitri and Packie. I like GTA IV's 3 [[Niko Bellic|pro]][[Johnny Klebitz|tag]][[Luis Fernando Lopez|onists]], and some others. Here they are.
 
;Grand Theft Auto IV
 
*[[Roman Bellic]] (I will choose [[Revenge]] so he will not [[Mr and Mrs Bellic|die]])
 
*[[Francis McReary]] (I [[Blood Brothers|chose not to kill him]])
 
*[[Jimmy Pegorino]]
 
*[[Dwayne Forge]] (I [[The Holland Play|chose not to kill him]])
 
*[[Brucie Kibbutz]]
 
*[[Mikhail Faustin]] (Both like and dislike him)
 
;The Lost and Damned
 
*[[Terry Thorpe]]
 
*[[Thomas Stubbs III]]
 
;The Ballad of Gay Tony
 
*[[Gay Tony|Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince]]
 
*[[Yusuf Amir]]
 
*[[Ray Bulgarin]]
 
*[[Armando Torres]]
 
*[[Henrique Bardas]]
 
 
 
==Userboxes==
 
==Userboxes==
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{{userboxtop|Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life}}
 
{{userbox:GTA}}
 
{{userbox:GTA}}
 
{{userbox:Niko}}
 
{{userbox:Niko}}
{{userbox:PS3 fat}}
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{{userbox:CJ}}
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{{userbox:PS3}}
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{{Userbox:PS2 Slimline}}
 
{{userbox:GTAIV}}
 
{{userbox:GTAIV}}
{{userbox:Cellphone}}
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{{Userbox:GTASA}}
{{userbox:Luis}}
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{{userbox:GTAV}}
{{userbox:Johnny K.}}
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{{userbox:music|Eminem!!!}}
{{Userbox:Jacob}}
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{{userbox:Revenge}}
 
{{userbox:Rules}}
 
{{userbox:Rules}}
{{Userbox |border-c=#333399|border-s=1|id-c=#333399|id-s=12|id-fc=#000|info-c=#333366|info-s=9|info-fc=#fff|id=Image:[[File:DimitriRascalov-GTAIV.jpg|60px]]|info='''This user thinks [[Dimitri Rascalov]] is the best GTA character.'''}}
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{{userbox:age|15}}
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{{userbox:Claude}}
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{{userbox:Victor}}
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{{userbox:Trevor}}
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{{Userbox:Tablet}}
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{{userbox:M4}}
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{{userbox:Minigun}}
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{{userbox:Toni}}
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{{userbox:Mexico|Mexican (and of Puerto Rican descent)}}
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{{userbox:Rockstar North}}
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{{Userbox:Deathwish}}
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{{userbox:Chrome}}
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==Fan Fictions==
 
==Fan Fictions==
 
===Made-Up Characters===
 
===Made-Up Characters===
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*[[User:Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life/Niko Bellic, Jr.|Niko Bellic, Jr.]]
 
*[[User:Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life/Niko Bellic, Jr.|Niko Bellic, Jr.]]
 
*[[User:Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life/Viktor Rascalov|Viktor Rascalov]]
 
*[[User:Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life/Viktor Rascalov|Viktor Rascalov]]
 
 
===Made-Up Missions===
 
===Made-Up Missions===
 
*[[User:Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life/The Big Boom Theory|The Big Boom Theory]]
 
*[[User:Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life/The Big Boom Theory|The Big Boom Theory]]
==Dimitri Gallery==
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{{GTA 1 Characters}}
<gallery>
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{{GTA London 1969 Characters}}
DimitriRascalov-Artwork.jpg|Concept artwork of Dimitri Rascalov.
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{{GTA London 1961 Characters}}
Dimitri-died-revenge.JPG|Dimitri's death (Revenge)
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{{GTA 2 Characters}}
185px-5264-gta-iv-a-revengers-tragedy.jpg|Dimitri's death (Deal)
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{{GTA III Characters}}
wg-grand-theft-auto-iv-1-4.jpg|Dimitri ordering Niko [[The Master and the Molotov|to kill Faustin]]
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{{GTA Vice City Characters}}
Chase-deal.JPG|Dimitri's Maverick
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{{GTA San Andreas Characters}}
Gtaiv1353.jpg|Dimitri betraying Pegorino
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{{GTA Advance Characters}}
Pegorino-died-deal.JPG|Dimitri shooting Pegorino.
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{{GTA Liberty City Stories Characters}}
dmitri.png|Dimitri in LCPD Database
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{{GTA Vice City Stories Characters}}
</gallery>
 
 
 
{{GTA IV Characters}}
 
{{GTA IV Characters}}
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{{Tlad characters}}
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{{Tbogt characters}}
[[de:Dimitri Rascalov]]
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{{GTA Chinatown Wars Characters}}
[[es:Dimitri Rascalov]]
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{{GTAV characters}}
[[fi:Dimitri Rascalov]]
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{{Gtao characters}}
[[fr:Dimitri Rascalov]]
 
[[nl:Dimitri Rascalov]]
 
[[pl:Dimitri Rascalov]]
 
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Latest revision as of 16:04, October 26, 2014

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer..."
―The GTA Nerd

About MeEdit

CHARACTER
The GTA Nerd
Eminem
This is Eminem, my favorite rapper.
Appearance(s): Grand Theft Auto 2
Grand Theft Auto III
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Grand Theft Auto Advance
Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
Grand Theft Auto IV
The Lost and Damned
The Ballad of Gay Tony
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
Grand Theft Auto V
Full name: The GTA Nerd
Also known as: Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life (former username)
Shelsmo (Sheldon Cooper + Cosmo)
Status: Alive
Gender:

Male

Date of birth: November 5
Place of birth: Middle Park East, Algonquin, Liberty City
Home: Rockford Hills, Los Santos, San Andreas
Nationality: Flag of Puerto Rico Puerto Rican -
Flag of MexicoMexican -
Flag of the United States American
Family: Classified
Main affiliation: Niko Bellic
Michael De Santa
Franklin Clinton
Trevor Philips
Johnny Klebitz
Luis Fernando Lopez
Claude
Toni Cipriani
Tommy Vercetti
Mike
Carl Johnson
Victor Vance
Huang Lee
Claude Speed
Dimitri Rascalov
Patrick McReary
Vehicle(s): Kuruma
Cheetah
Greenwood
AT-400
Roman's Taxi
Hexer
Buffalo
Banshee
Annihilator
Rhino
P-996 Lazer
Infernus
Buzzard
Hunter
Jet
Zentorno
Sanchez
Sentinel
FCR-900
Businesses: GTA Player
Voiced by: Myself

Games I OwnEdit

PS2Edit

PS3Edit

PSPEdit

TabletEdit

This is my favorite GTA games in order.

  1. Grand Theft Auto IV
  2. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
  3. Grand Theft Auto V
  4. The Ballad of Gay Tony
  5. The Lost and Damned
  6. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
  7. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories
  8. Grand Theft Auto III
  9. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
  10. Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars

Favorite Missions (Entire Series)Edit

Favorite PagesEdit

Favorite Radio StationsEdit

UserboxesEdit

Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life
Logo This user thinks GTA is the best series of games ever
NikoLiberty This user thinks Niko Bellic is the best protagonist
CarlJohnson-Artwork This user thinks Carl Johnson is the best protagonist
PS3-Fat-Console This user is a proud owner of a PS3
SCPH-75000CB This user is a proud owner of a "Slim" PS2
IV This user thinks GTA IV is the best GTA game
SA(Black) This user thinks San Andreas is the best GTA game
Gtavlogo This user thinks GTA V is the best GTA game
Music This user listens to Eminem!!!
Revenge Icon This user chose Revenge
Official Policy This user follows the Official Policy of the GTA Wiki.
15 This user is 15 years old
RNGTA3CLAUDE This user thinks Claude is the best protagonist
VicVance-Artwork2 This user thinks Victor Vance is the best Protagonist
Page Artwork-Trevor-GTAV This user thinks Trevor is the best protagonist
Ipad This user contributes using a tablet.
CarbineRifle-GTA4 This user thinks that M4 is the best weapon in GTA.
Minigun-GTASA-icon This user thinks that the Minigun is the best weapon in GTA.
ToniCipriani-Artwork This user thinks Toni Cipriani is the best protagonist
Mexico-flag This user is proud to be Mexican
Rockstar North Logo This user thinks that Rockstar North is the best game development company.
The-third-way This user chose Deathwish


Google Chrome This user uses Google Chrome.
Image:DimitriRascalov-GTAIV This user thinks Dimitri Rascalov is the best GTA antagonist.

Fan FictionsEdit

Made-Up CharactersEdit

Made-Up MissionsEdit





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