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The GTA Nerd

aka Jason Parker

799 Edits since joining this wiki
May 17, 2013
  • I live in Los Santos, San Andreas
  • I was born on November 5
  • My occupation is writing comics, playing/watching football, studying GTA, skateboarding, and listening to rap.
  • I am not the type of person that you want to anger...


About Me

Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life
My True Form
Appearance(s): Grand Theft Auto IV
The Lost and Damned
The Ballad of Gay Tony
Grand Theft Auto V (probably)
The Fairly OddParents!
Danny Phantom
Phineas and Ferb
Cletus Comics
Full name: Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life
Also known as: Dimitri Rascalov, Cletusbot001 (former account), The Real Anti-Cosmo (former account name), Cletus (on another wiki)
Status: Alive
Gender: Male
Date of birth: November 5
Place of birth: Phoenix, Arizona
Home: My House
Playboy X's Penthouse (GTA Universe)
Nationality: Mexican-American
Family: My Mom, My Dad, My Aunts, My Uncles, My Cousins, etc...
Main affiliation: Roman Bellic
Vladimir Glebov
Little Jacob
Mikhail Faustin
Brucie Kibbutz
Dimitri Rascalov (Duh!)
Manny Escuela
Elizabeta Torres
Playboy X
Dwayne Forge
Francis McReary
United Liberty Paper
Patrick McReary
Ray Boccino
Bernie Crane
Gerald McReary
Phil Bell
Derrick McReary
Jimmy Pegorino
Jon Gravelli
Johnny Klebitz
Gay Tony
The Lost Brotherhood
Luis Fernando Lopez
Azriel (real life best friend)
Andrew (other real life best friend)
Cletus the Robot
Enigma 24
Businesses: GTA Player
Voiced by: Myself

I am a young user who owns Grand Theft Auto IV and it's two episodes (Took me from June 4 to June 23, 2013 to beat the two). I used to have a PSP, but it got stolen, so I can't buy Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars. I want to get Grand Theft Auto V as a birthday/Christmas present. My favorite character is Dimitri Rascalov, even when he did betray Niko Bellic and ordered his best friend to be killed by Niko. My 2nd favorite character is Patrick McReary. He's my favorite friend to hang out with. I found out my third favorite character: Ray Boccino! That's all you need to know from me.

Favorites in GTA IV

Favorite Missions (Entire HD Universe)

Favorite Pages

Favorite songs from GTA

  • Set It Off (GTA IV)
  • Badder Dem Dem (GTA IV)
  • Shake Your Groove Thing (TLAD, TBoGT)
  • Hit It Shawty (GTA IV)
  • Everything on Electro-Choc in TBoGT, especially "No Security" by Crookers feat. Kelis.

Kate McReary Opinion

I don't like Kate that much. My friend Andrew thinks she's ugly, and I agree and disagree at the same time. I don't like that you can"t have sex with her, no matter how many times you ask her. My favorite girfriend is Alex Chilton. I liked Michelle, too. However, I can't date her anymore, because I finished GTA IV on the Revenge ending.

Other Favorite Characters

I don't just like Dimitri and Packie. I like GTA IV's 3 protagonists, and some others. Here they are.

Grand Theft Auto IV
The Lost and Damned
The Ballad of Gay Tony


Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life's Userboxes
Logo This user thinks GTA is the best series of games ever
NikoLiberty This user thinks Niko Bellic is the best protagonist
PS3-Fat-Console This user is a proud owner of a PS3
IV This user thinks GTA IV is the best GTA game
Iphone 5 This user contributes using a cellphone.
Artwork-luislopez-TBoGT This user thinks Luis Lopez is the best protagonist
UserboxJohnnyK This user thinks Johnny Klebitz is the best protagonist
LittleJacob-Artwork This user thinks Little Jacob is the best character
Official Policy This user follows the Official Policy of the GTA Wiki.
Image:DimitriRascalov-GTAIV This user thinks Dimitri Rascalov is the best GTA character.

Fan Fictions

Made-Up Characters

Made-Up Missions

Dimitri Gallery

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