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The GTA Nerd

aka Jason Parker

799 Edits since joining this wiki
May 17, 2013
  • I live in Los Santos, San Andreas
  • I was born on November 5
  • My occupation is writing comics, playing/watching football, studying GTA, skateboarding, and listening to rap.
  • I am not the type of person that you want to anger...
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer..."
―The GTA Nerd

About Me

The GTA Nerd
This is Eminem, my favorite rapper.
Appearance(s): Grand Theft Auto 2
Grand Theft Auto III
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Grand Theft Auto Advance
Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
Grand Theft Auto IV
The Lost and Damned
The Ballad of Gay Tony
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
Grand Theft Auto V
Full name: The GTA Nerd
Also known as: Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life (former username)
Shelsmo (Sheldon Cooper + Cosmo)
Jason Parker
Tony Gonzales
Status: Alive
Gender: Male
Date of birth: November 5
Place of birth: Middle Park East, Algonquin, Liberty City
Home: Rockford Hills, Los Santos, San Andreas
Nationality: Flag of Puerto Rico Puerto Rican -
Flag of MexicoMexican -
Flag of the United States American
Family: Classified
Main affiliation: Niko Bellic
Michael De Santa
Franklin Clinton
Trevor Philips
Johnny Klebitz
Luis Fernando Lopez
Toni Cipriani
Tommy Vercetti
Carl Johnson
Victor Vance
Huang Lee
Claude Speed
Dimitri Rascalov
Patrick McReary
Vehicle(s): Kuruma
Roman's Taxi
P-996 Lazer
Businesses: GTA Player
Voiced by: Myself

Games I Own





My Favorite GTA Games in Order

  1. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
  2. Grand Theft Auto IV
  3. Grand Theft Auto V
  4. The Ballad of Gay Tony
  5. The Lost and Damned
  6. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
  7. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories
  8. Grand Theft Auto III
  9. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
  10. Grand Theft Auto Online (Yes, I like it FAR LESS than the main game, but it is okay, I guess.)
  11. Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
  12. Grand Theft Auto Advance

Favorite Missions (Entire Series) in a Random Order

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Favorite Radio Stations


Dimitri Rascalov 4 Life
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SCPH-75000CB This user is a proud owner of a "Slim" PS2
IV This user thinks GTA IV is the best GTA game
SA(Black) This user thinks San Andreas is the best GTA game
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