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Ilan xd

aka ilan

12,605 Edits since joining this wiki
July 1, 2011
  • I live in Nahariya (most of the time...), Israel
  • I was born on July 27
  • My occupation is Soldier, Writer and Artist
  • I am Male
"When you're stuck in a foreign country and you don't not know the words for reverse charges, and you're in some lonely skin joint in the middle of some poor slum having just had every last cent robbed from you, and you call yourself a "bodyguard", then you know that you're a loser."
―Max Payne.
"I'm no hero... Never was... Never will be."
―Old Snake.
"The edits and images here go through Ilan XD Enterprises, or they ain't going!"
―Ilan xd.
"So... this is what the dream feels like. This is the victory we longed for."
Niko Bellic.
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Hello everyone, my name is Ilan xd, and I served as an admin on this Wiki since April 2012 until January 2015. I also served here as a Patroller from August 2011 until my promotion to an admin.

About me


Nothing special to say here. I personally believe that every person has his/her own free will to shape his/her future. I dislike conflicts, but I'm not above violence, although I often keep myself in check when I'm involved in arguements.

I dislike in-family arguements, including those who are outside of family, and whenever I hear a parent yelling at their child or a child cursing his/her parents, I tend to keep myself from hitting them.

I'm Jewish, but apart of keeping Kashrut and celebrating holidays, there's nothing else to say. I'm an Atheist.

While I think people should choose to do whatever they want, I do believe in rules. I don't like 'em, but I follow them regardless.


Same as previous section, nothing special here. Apart from video games, I enjoy writing and drawing. I also trains in a gym about three-five days in a week. I used to go to Karate and Contact Combat (Krav Maga).



As most of you already know, I greatly enjoy the Grand Theft Auto franchise and most games made by Rockstar Games. I was dragged into GTA at the age of 6 thanks to my brother and GTA3.

Other games I like are Uncharted, Assassin's Creed (love-hate), Bioshock, Metal Gear, Infamous, Resistance and The Last of Us. I'm also involved in a love-hate relationship with Call of Duty.

I really enjoy games with epic boss battles (like MGS1), or those with the 'old school' difficulty (Resistance 3, and Bioshock).

As for my favorite game of all time, I guess it is Red Dead Redemption.

BTW, no fucking Mario games, capishe?

Ratings for GTA

  • GTA 1 - 6.6/10
  • GTA London - 6.5/10
  • GTA 2 - 6.9/10
  • GTA 3 - 9.4/10
  • GTA Vice City - 9.5/10
  • GTA San Andreas - 9.5/10
  • GTA Advance - 8.8/10
  • GTA Liberty City Stories - 9.0/10
  • GTA Vice City Stories - 8.6/10
  • GTA IV -9.8/10
  • GTA IV: The Lost and Damned - 9.7/10
  • GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - 9.2/10
  • GTA: Chinatown Wars - 8.9/10
  • GTA V - 3.0... Joking - 9.7/10
  • GTA Online - ranges from 4.4/10 to 9.0/10


I was the first one on this wiki to make a friends list, but I'm really disappointed of how it turned out, because apparently, people become friends as soon as their leave their first messages on each other's page, which will often be 'Hi there, let's be friendz'. They also always put the "he's a good <somthing>" description next to the names.

On this wiki, my closest friend was Bunnyjoke, a former admin who left the wiki. I'm still talking to him on other wikis, as well as playing together on PS3. Other two editors (who, again, left) who I truely considered them as friends were ExtremoMania and Russelnorthtop, who again, left the wiki, each with his own reasons. Another one was Dunewolfz, who was a patroller here for several months, but then.

As for the bureaucrats... Well, when I first arrived here, I didn't think of them too much, just saw them as "bossy". Of course my opinions has changed since then, and I respect each one of them; they all helped me on many occasions. I also see my fellow senior admin Winter Moon as a good friend.

As for the staff. Well.. the only guys I can really view as good friends are Dodo8, Tony, Vaulty and Mikey Klebbitz. I also hold JBanton with high regard, and think he does excellent work. As for the other patrollers, I consider them as friends, but I don't know them wel enough.

Other honorable mentions: Milkman, Ray, Haruhi (yes the one from the anime..), Niko, Mr. Boccino and Rhem.

Favorite shows/films


Well, I have good memories from The Dark Knight and Spider Man 2. I also liked Team America. My fav one, though, is Godfather 1. Seriously, it was epic. And GoodFellas.


Castle, Under Development, South Park, Burned Notice, Rookie Blue, etc...

Baccano!, Cowboy Bebop, Attack on Titan, Trigun, When They Cry and much more.

Anything else/Trivia

Nothing special.

Where can you find me?

  • On this page, as a start.
  • Trolling around the blog posts.
  • Character pages.
  • On chat.


GTA III - GTA Vice City Stories


Ilan (the first letter is "i")
I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me.
~ Heavy Weapon Guy, TF2.

Hello guys, and girls, and whatever you are :D
My name is Ilan, and I am from Israel. I am an active user since June 2011.

I am a long-time fan of Rockstar Games, as you can that I'm mostly editing at Wikis that are 'bout Rockstar's title: Max Payne, Red Dead, L.A. Noire, and GTA (duh!). Other games that I like: Assassin's Creed, Metal Gear, Uncharted, Bioshock, Half-life, etc.

You can see me at various Wikis, expanding articles, cleaning some mess, visiting some friends, or just trolling around.

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