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Ilan xd

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  • I live in Israel
  • I was born on July 27
  • My occupation is Making Money
  • I am Lightning
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{{quote|When you're stuck in a foreign country and you don't not know the words for reverse charges, and you're in some lonely skin joint in the middle of some poor slum having just had every last cent robbed from you, and you call yourself a "bodyguard", then you know that you're a loser.|Max Payne.}}
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{{quote|So... this is what the dream feels like. This is the victory we longed for.|[[Niko Bellic]].}}
   
 
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Hi, I'm Ilan K from Israel. I am a huge fan of Rockstar Games. GTA is my favorite games series, I play GTA games since I was 6.
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Hello everyone, my name is [[User:Ilan xd|Ilan xd]], and I serve as an admin on this Wiki since April 2012. I also served here as a Patroller from August 2011 until my promotion to an admin.
   
I am an '''admin '''here, so if someone made wrong edits, tell me about that, and I will fix it:)
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==About me==
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===Opinions===
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Nothing special to say here. I personally believe that every person has his/her own free will to shape his/her future. I dislike conflicts, but I'm not above violence, although I often keep myself in check when I'm involved in arguements.
   
<small>You don't need to call me "Ilan xd", just "Ilan"</small>
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I dislike in-family arguements, including those who are outside of family, and whenever I hear a parent yelling at their child or a child cursing his/her parents, I tend to keep myself from hitting them.
   
==Ratings for GTA Games==
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<strike>I'm Jewish, but apart of keeping Kashrut and celebrating holidays, there's nothing else to say.</strike> I'm an Atheist.
*GTA 1 - 7.0
 
*GTA London - 6.2
 
*GTA 2 - 7.5
 
*GTA 3 - 9.6
 
*GTA VC - 9.7
 
*GTA SA - 9.9
 
*GTA A - 8.5
 
*GTA LCS - 9.1
 
*GTA VCS - 9.0
 
*GTA IV - 10
 
*GTA TLAD - 9.3
 
*GTA TBOGT - 9.4
 
*GTA CW - 9.0
 
*GTA V - TBA
 
   
;Other R* games
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While I think people should choose to do whatever they want, I do believe in rules. I don't like 'em, but I follow them regardless.
*Max Payne 1 - 9.1
 
*Max Payne 2 - 9.3
 
*Max Payne 3 - 9.6
 
*Red Dead Revolver - 8.6
 
*Red Dead Redemption - 9.8
 
*Undead Nightmare - 8.8
 
*L.A. Noire - 9.0
 
*Manhunt 1 - 8.7
 
*Manhunt 2 - 7.9
 
*Bully - 9.0
 
   
;Other media
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===Hobbies===
*GTA San Andreas: The Introduction - 9.0
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Same as previous section, nothing special here. Apart from video games, I enjoy writing and drawing. I also trains in a gym about three-five days in a week. I used to go to Karate and Contact Combat (Krav Maga).
*Max payne film - 4.5 (LAME)
 
*Max Payne 3 comic issue 1 - 9.2
 
*Max Payne 3 comic issue 2 - 8.9
 
*Max Payne 3 comic issue 3 - 9.2
 
*Red Dead Redemption: The Man from Blackwater - 7.7
 
   
==To do list==
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===Games===
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*[[The World's a Stooge]] - Giving more info about the mission's plot
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As most of you already know, I greatly enjoy the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' franchise and most games made by [[Rockstar Games]]. I was dragged into ''GTA'' at the age of 6 thanks to my brother and ''GTA3''.
*<strike>[[Brian Jeremy]] - Massive revamp</strike>
 
*[[Beverly Johnson]]
 
*[[Kendl Johnson]]
 
*[[Cesar Vialpando]]
 
*<strike>[[Frickie Van Hardenburg]]</strike>
 
*<strike>[[Hilary King]]</strike>
 
   
:''You have a mission or a character page you want me to expand? Tell 'bout that and I'll add that''
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Other games I like are ''Uncharted'', ''Assassin's Creed'' (love-hate), ''Bioshock'', ''Metal Gear'', ''Infamous'', ''Resistance'' and ''The Last of Us''. I'm also involved in a love-hate relationship with ''Call of Duty''.
   
:Visit my [[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox|Sandbox]]!
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I really enjoy games with epic boss battles (like MGS1), or those with the 'old school' difficulty (Resistance 3, and Bioshock).
   
==Characters Sandboxes==
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As for my favorite game of all time, I guess it is ''Red Dead Redemption''.
===GTA III Era===
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;GTA Vice City Stories
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BTW, no fucking Mario games, capishe?
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====Ratings for GTA====
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*'''GTA 1''' - 6.6/10
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*'''GTA London''' - 6.5/10
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*'''GTA 2''' - 6.9/10
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*'''GTA 3''' - 9.4/10
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*'''GTA Vice City''' - 9.5/10
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*'''GTA San Andreas''' - 9.5/10
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*'''GTA Advance''' - 8.8/10
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*'''GTA Liberty City Stories''' - 9.0/10
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*'''GTA Vice City Stories''' - 8.6/10
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*'''GTA IV''' -9.8/10
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*'''GTA IV: The Lost and Damned''' - 9.7/10
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*'''GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony''' - 9.2/10
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*'''GTA: Chinatown Wars''' - 8.9/10
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*'''GTA V''' - 3.0... Joking - 9.7/10
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*'''GTA Online''' - ranges from 4.4/10 to 9.0/10
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===Friends===
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I was the first one on this wiki to make a friends list, but I'm really disappointed of how it turned out, because apparently, people become friends as soon as their leave their first messages on each other's page, which will often be 'Hi there, let's be friendz'. They also always put the "he's a good <somthing>" description next to the names.
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On this wiki, my closest friend was [[User:Bunnyjoke|Bunnyjoke]], a former admin who left the wiki. I'm still talking to him on other wikis, as well as playing together on PS3. Other two editors (who, again, left) who I truely considered them as friends were [[User:ExtremoMania|ExtremoMania]] and [[User:Russelnorthrop|Russelnorthtop]], who again, left the wiki, each with his own reasons. Another one was [[User:Dunewolfz|Dunewolfz]], who was a patroller here for several months, but then.
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As for the bureaucrats... Well, when I first arrived here, I didn't think of them too much, just saw them as "bossy". Of course my opinions has changed since then, and I respect each one of them; they all helped me on many occasions. I also see my fellow senior admin [[User:Winter Moon|Winter Moon]] as a good friend.
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As for the staff. Well.. the only guys I can really view as good friends are [[User:Dodo8|Dodo8]], [[User:Tony 1998|Tony]], [[User:LS11sVaultBoy|Vaulty]] and [[User:Mikey Klebbitz|Mikey Klebbitz]]. I also hold [[User:JBanton|JBanton]] with high regard, and think he does excellent work. As for the other patrollers, I consider them as friends, but I don't know them wel enough.
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Other honorable mentions: [[User:The-Milkman|Milkman]], [[User:Leafsfanatic22|Ray]], [[User:Haruhi Suzumiya|Haruhi]] (yes the one from the anime..), [[User:GTANiKo|Niko]], [[User:Ray boccino|Mr. Boccino]] and [[User:AK-28|Rhem]].
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===Favorite shows/films===
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;Films
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Well, I have good memories from ''The Dark Knight'' and ''Spider Man 2''. I also liked ''Team America''. My fav one, though, is ''Godfather 1''. Seriously, it was epic. And ''GoodFellas''.
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''Castle'', ''Under Development'', ''South Park'', ''Burned Notice'', ''Rookie Blue'', etc...
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''Baccano!'', ''Cowboy Bebop'', ''Attack on Titan'', ''Trigun'', ''When They Cry'' and much more.
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===Anything else/Trivia===
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Nothing special.
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===Where can you find me?===
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*On this page, as a start.
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*Trolling around the blog posts.
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*Character pages.
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*On chat.
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==Sandboxes==
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;GTA III - GTA Vice City Stories
 
*<strike>[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/VicVance|Victor Vance]]</strike>
 
*<strike>[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/VicVance|Victor Vance]]</strike>
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/JerryMartinez|Jerry Martinez]]
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/JerryMartinez|Jerry Martinez]]
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/PhilCassidy|Phil Cassidy]]
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/PhilCassidy|Phil Cassidy]]
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/TommyVercetti|Tommy]]
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/TommyVercetti|Tommy]]
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*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/Sal|Don Leone]]
   
===GTA IV Era===
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;GTA IV - GTA V
;GTA IV
 
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/NikoBellic|Niko Bellic]]
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/NikoBellic|Niko Bellic]]
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/JohnnyK|Johnny]]
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/JohnnyK|Johnny]]
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/RomanBellic|Roman Bellic]]
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*<strike>[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/Jacob|Little Jacob]]</strike>
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/MallorieBardas|Mallorie Bardas]]
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/SanboxKarenMichelle|Michelle/Karen]]
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/VladGlebov|Vlad Glebov]]
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/Jacob|Little Jacob]]
 
 
*<strike>[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/Badman|Badman]]</strike>
 
*<strike>[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/Badman|Badman]]</strike>
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/DimaR|Dimitri Rascalov]]
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/DimaR|Dimitri Rascalov]]
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/Mikhail Faustin|Faustin]]
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*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/Faustin|Faustin]]
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/Bruce|Brucie]]
 
*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/Bruce|Brucie]]
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*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/Michael|Michael (gta v)]]
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*<strike>[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/Gordon|Gordo-boy]]</strike>
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*[[User:Ilan xd/Sandbox/Stretch|Harold Joseph, AKA Stretch]]
   
==Friends an' Allies==
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:''Not in a particular order.''
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*[[User:Ilan xd/SandBlog]]
*[[User:The Tom|Tom, The]]
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*[[User:Ilan xd/Grand Theft Auto V]]
*[[User:Bunnyjoke|Bunny]]
 
*[[User:GTANiKo|NiKo]]
 
*[[User:ExtremoMania|Karl Extremo]]
 
*[[User:HuangLeeSon375|The 375th son of Huang Lee]]
 
*[[User:Dodo8|The 8th Dodo]]
 
*[[User:Tony 1998|Mr. T]]
 
*[[User:Bob.cutlass2|Robert Cutlass the 2nd]]
 
*[[User:Leafsfanatic22|Ray]]
 
*[[User:Winter Moon|W.M.]]
 
*[[User:McJeff|Jeff]]
 
*[[User:Messi1983|Dan, the Man]]
 
*[[User:Haruhi Suzumiya|Haruhi]]
 
*[[User:Dunewolfz|Cody Wolfz]]
 
*[[User:Mikey Klebbitz|Mikey]]
 
*[[User:JBanton|Jonny]]
 
*[[User:Istalo|Istalo]]
 
*[[User:LS11sVaultBoy|Vaulty]]
 
*[[User:Ray boccino|Mr. Boccino]]
 
*[[User:Cloudkit01|Cloud]]
 
*[[User:Thomas0802|Thomas]]
 
*[[User:Boomer8|Boomie]]
 
*[[User:Sasquatch101|Sasquatch]]
 
 
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PDITAK-FunnyPoster.jpg|FACT!
 
RAIDEN-FunnyPoster.jpg|RULES OF NATURE!
 
Potato-FunnyPoster.jpg|JUST AS PLANNED!
 
Lolcat-Bane.jpg|CANE!
 
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"When you're stuck in a foreign country and you don't not know the words for reverse charges, and you're in some lonely skin joint in the middle of some poor slum having just had every last cent robbed from you, and you call yourself a "bodyguard", then you know that you're a loser."
―Max Payne.
"I'm no hero... Never was... Never will be."
―Old Snake.
"The edits and images here go through Ilan XD Enterprises, or they ain't going!"
―Ilan xd.
"So... this is what the dream feels like. This is the victory we longed for."
Niko Bellic.
Ilan K
Bureaucrat This user is a bureaucrat.
Official Policy This user follows the Official Policy of the GTA Wiki.
RedCross This user wants to help other users
GTA-B-day
This user has been on GTA Wiki for 3 years, 2 months, and 15 days.
Flag of Israel This user is proud to be Israeli
Atheist Symbol This user is an Atheist.
Uawes sb
This user's awesomeness knows no boundaries.
PS3-Fat-Console This user is a proud owner of a PS3
Logo This user thinks GTA is the best series of games ever
VC This user thinks Vice City is the best GTA game
IV This user thinks GTA IV is the best GTA game
V This user thinks GTA V is the best GTA game
NikoLiberty This user thinks Niko Bellic is the best protagonist
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18 This user is 18 years old
Music This user listens to Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Skillet and Sum41

Hello everyone, my name is Ilan xd, and I serve as an admin on this Wiki since April 2012. I also served here as a Patroller from August 2011 until my promotion to an admin.

About meEdit

OpinionsEdit

Nothing special to say here. I personally believe that every person has his/her own free will to shape his/her future. I dislike conflicts, but I'm not above violence, although I often keep myself in check when I'm involved in arguements.

I dislike in-family arguements, including those who are outside of family, and whenever I hear a parent yelling at their child or a child cursing his/her parents, I tend to keep myself from hitting them.

I'm Jewish, but apart of keeping Kashrut and celebrating holidays, there's nothing else to say. I'm an Atheist.

While I think people should choose to do whatever they want, I do believe in rules. I don't like 'em, but I follow them regardless.

HobbiesEdit

Same as previous section, nothing special here. Apart from video games, I enjoy writing and drawing. I also trains in a gym about three-five days in a week. I used to go to Karate and Contact Combat (Krav Maga).

GamesEdit

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As most of you already know, I greatly enjoy the Grand Theft Auto franchise and most games made by Rockstar Games. I was dragged into GTA at the age of 6 thanks to my brother and GTA3.

Other games I like are Uncharted, Assassin's Creed (love-hate), Bioshock, Metal Gear, Infamous, Resistance and The Last of Us. I'm also involved in a love-hate relationship with Call of Duty.

I really enjoy games with epic boss battles (like MGS1), or those with the 'old school' difficulty (Resistance 3, and Bioshock).

As for my favorite game of all time, I guess it is Red Dead Redemption.

BTW, no fucking Mario games, capishe?

Ratings for GTAEdit

  • GTA 1 - 6.6/10
  • GTA London - 6.5/10
  • GTA 2 - 6.9/10
  • GTA 3 - 9.4/10
  • GTA Vice City - 9.5/10
  • GTA San Andreas - 9.5/10
  • GTA Advance - 8.8/10
  • GTA Liberty City Stories - 9.0/10
  • GTA Vice City Stories - 8.6/10
  • GTA IV -9.8/10
  • GTA IV: The Lost and Damned - 9.7/10
  • GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony - 9.2/10
  • GTA: Chinatown Wars - 8.9/10
  • GTA V - 3.0... Joking - 9.7/10
  • GTA Online - ranges from 4.4/10 to 9.0/10

FriendsEdit

I was the first one on this wiki to make a friends list, but I'm really disappointed of how it turned out, because apparently, people become friends as soon as their leave their first messages on each other's page, which will often be 'Hi there, let's be friendz'. They also always put the "he's a good <somthing>" description next to the names.

On this wiki, my closest friend was Bunnyjoke, a former admin who left the wiki. I'm still talking to him on other wikis, as well as playing together on PS3. Other two editors (who, again, left) who I truely considered them as friends were ExtremoMania and Russelnorthtop, who again, left the wiki, each with his own reasons. Another one was Dunewolfz, who was a patroller here for several months, but then.

As for the bureaucrats... Well, when I first arrived here, I didn't think of them too much, just saw them as "bossy". Of course my opinions has changed since then, and I respect each one of them; they all helped me on many occasions. I also see my fellow senior admin Winter Moon as a good friend.

As for the staff. Well.. the only guys I can really view as good friends are Dodo8, Tony, Vaulty and Mikey Klebbitz. I also hold JBanton with high regard, and think he does excellent work. As for the other patrollers, I consider them as friends, but I don't know them wel enough.

Other honorable mentions: Milkman, Ray, Haruhi (yes the one from the anime..), Niko, Mr. Boccino and Rhem.

Favorite shows/filmsEdit

Films

Well, I have good memories from The Dark Knight and Spider Man 2. I also liked Team America. My fav one, though, is Godfather 1. Seriously, it was epic. And GoodFellas.

Shows

Castle, Under Development, South Park, Burned Notice, Rookie Blue, etc...

Baccano!, Cowboy Bebop, Attack on Titan, Trigun, When They Cry and much more.

Anything else/TriviaEdit

Nothing special.

Where can you find me?Edit

  • On this page, as a start.
  • Trolling around the blog posts.
  • Character pages.
  • On chat.

SandboxesEdit

GTA III - GTA Vice City Stories
GTA IV - GTA V

NavigationEdit

Ilan (the first letter is "i")
I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me.
~ Heavy Weapon Guy, TF2.

Hello guys, and girls, and whatever you are :D
My name is Ilan, and I am from Israel. I am an active user since June 2011.

I am a long-time fan of Rockstar Games, as you can that I'm mostly editing at Wikis that are 'bout Rockstar's title: Max Payne, Red Dead, L.A. Noire, and GTA (duh!). Other games that I like: Assassin's Creed, Metal Gear, Uncharted, Bioshock, Half-life, etc.

You can see me at various Wikis, expanding articles, cleaning some mess, visiting some friends, or just trolling around.

XD
Rockstar Games WikiGTA WikiRed Dead WikiRed Dead AnswersL.A. Noire WikiMax Payne WikiUncharted WikiThe Last of Us WikiAgent WikiGangstar Wiki • Many other Wikis
Ilan (the first letter is "i")
I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me.
~ Heavy Weapon Guy, TF2.

Hello guys, and girls, and whatever you are :D
My name is Ilan, and I am from Israel. I am an active user since June 2011.

I am a long-time fan of Rockstar Games, as you can that I'm mostly editing at Wikis that are 'bout Rockstar's title: Max Payne, Red Dead, L.A. Noire, and GTA (duh!). Other games that I like: Assassin's Creed, Metal Gear, Uncharted, Bioshock, Half-life, etc.

You can see me at various Wikis, expanding articles, cleaning some mess, visiting some friends, or just trolling around.

XD
Rockstar Games WikiGTA WikiRed Dead WikiRed Dead AnswersL.A. Noire WikiMax Payne WikiUncharted WikiThe Last of Us WikiAgent WikiGangstar Wiki • Many other Wikis

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