This is my user page. Er...welcome to it.
Anyway, I do apologise, I don't appear to be on here often. There are things in my life (work, fiancée, other general shite, but most of all the pub) that get in the way of this. These things are time consuming, I hope you understand.
When I am on here, though, my edits have an OCD-like attention to detail in terms of grammar. And, in chat, I may appear to be a little bit of a hugely sarcastic oaf. And I mostly pay attention to the cars when I trawl through pages. In real life, erm, I'm exactly the same.
But do talk to me (unless you despise me with every fibre of your being), do appreciate my edits (unless they're shit), do bear with me a bit (unless you're impatient and don't understand the term 'busy lifestyle') and do take whatever I say seriously (actually don't).
Good. That's the introduction out of the bloody way. Pleasure to meet you. Unless I've told you otherwise. --NikoBellicsBoss11 (talk) 20:39, June 7, 2013 (UTC)
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