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Ilan xd

aka ILAN, the guy that breaks things

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July 1, 2011
  • I live in Israel, where throwing a rocket at someone is a form of greeting
  • I was born on July 27
  • My occupation is Soldier (no, really)
  • I am Alpha Male, because I told you so (and because I really am)
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    Ilan xd


    Ahhh, 2013 - what an a year was that! So many things happened in those bloody 360+ days; North Korea has finally revealed its hatred towards the US after this highly secretive information was known to basically everyone; Attack on Titan showed us that animated Japanese serieses can still cause hype among the Westren world; Morgan Freeman Nelson Mandela, one of the most beloved guys of the 20th Century, has passed away, and so is Michael 47 (aka Kalashnikov), the brilliant dude who created the gun that cause so much chaos 'round the world for the last 60 years; and we finally got the answer for the most important question that no one gave a fuck to!: 'What does the Fox say?' ...but this fuckin' song is so damn annoying, that I couldn't finish it…

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    Funny Memes for GTA!

    October 19, 2013 by Ilan xd

    Hello there, boys and girls, and whatever the fuck you are...

    Today I've decided to take a break from my serious, dry, admin attitude (Everyone: Where you ever serious?) and make something funny for the wiki.

    So yeah, as the blog heading says, here we simply stop editing and start making funny memes about GTA and related subjects.

    "What's a meme?" Go read Wikipeda, you mindless Moe zombies! Basically either create a funny picture of a popular and sometimes overused pic, a gif, or a funny GTA quote.

    So, I'll stop talking writing and just post my *cough* masterpiece *cough* right now:



    Just something nice for the wiki.


    Just don't be rude for others or make offensive images/comments.


    Just the enjoyment of us all!

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    September 17 has passed and Take Two finally reveals the results of Grand Theft Auto V's launch, and Rockstar can be very proud.

    According to IGN, Grand Theft Auto V made $8oo million in day one, thus becoming the biggest entertainment launch of all time, almost twice the amount of money made by Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.

    It should be noted that GTAV is yet to launch in Japan or Brazil, so expect this number to grow even bigger. On another note, one analyst said he thinks V will make $1 billion by the end of September - I guess he was right.


    • http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/09/18/gta-5-makes-800-million-in-one-day

    GTA V grossed $1 billion in three days, breaking the record set by Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 (the same amount of money in 15 days).




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    So, guys, after a couple of days,all reviewers voiced their opnion on, and gave scores to, GTA V (well, at least the reviewers I give a fuck to).

    GTA V currently holds a score of 97-98 on MetaCritic (previously 99, thanks again, Escapist), and 96+ on GameRankings.



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    GTA V: First reviews

    September 16, 2013 by Ilan xd

    The day has come and first reviews are arrving to tell one thing: GTA V is probably the greatest game in history.


    • IGN's Keza gave the game a 10, saying "No other world in video games comes close to this in size or scope, and there is sharp intelligence behind its sense of humour and gift for mayhem."
    • Edge is very pleased with another 10, saying "No one makes worlds like Rockstar, but at last it has produced one without compromise. Everything works. It has mechanics good enough to anchor games of their own, and a story that is not only what GTA has always wanted to tell but also fits the way people have always played it. It’s a remarkable achievement, a peerless marriage of world design, storytelling and mechanics that pushes these ageing conso…

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